[Homer]
My friends, stop!
Sure, we could tear this house down.
[...]
No, my friends! Stop!
Let me finish.
We could tear it down...
...but we'd be tearing down a part of ourselves.

[♪♫]

You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere

(♪Music Stars♫)

[Belle]
We're the sauce on your steak
We're the cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
[Dancer 1] We're the lace on the nightgown
[Dancer 2] The point after touchdown
[Belle & Dancers] Yes, we put the spring in Springfield

[Belle]
We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price

[Reverend Lovejoy] Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals

[Dancer 1] Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
[Dancer 2] They seem to entertain your dad

[Belle & Dancers]
The gin in your martini
The clams on your linguini
Yes, we keep the:
In Springfield

[Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner] We remember our first visit
[Mayor Quimby] The service was exquisite
[Mrs Quimby] Why, Joseph, I had no idea
[Mayor Quimby] Come on, now
You were working here

[Grampa & Jasper] Without it, we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961

[Bart] To shut it down now
Would be twisted

[Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney] We just heard this place existed

[Dancers] We're the highlights in your hairdo
[Apu] The extra arms on Vishnu
[Dancers] So don't take the:
[Men] We won't take the:
[All] Yes, let's be the:
IN SPRINGFIELD
[...]

(♪Music Stops♫)

[Ned Flanders] Well, I'm convinced.
The house stays!

[...]

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