They do it down on camber sands,They do at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,At night the crickets
creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
and everybody wants a hat

But behind the chalet My holiday's complete
and I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell

Shrinking in the sea so cold topless ladies
look away
a He-man in a sudden shower Shelters from the
rain
You wish you had a motor boat To pose around the
harbour bar
And when the sun goes off to bed You hook
it up behind the car
But behind the chalet My holiday's complete
and I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell.

Two fat ladies window shop Something for the
mantel piece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about looking at a local map
About the boy's he's gone away
Down to next door caravan.

But behind the chalet My holiday's complete
and I feel like William Tell Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell.

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