Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alone,
Feeling kinda h____ got a tingle in my bone,
Go and get my pants off and a picture of Sharen Stone!!

Heeeey m_________r!!

I go a little faster and it's feeling kinda nice,
Once aint enough so I had to do it twice,
If you want to spank the monkey,
I can give you good advice!!

Heeeey m_________r!!

(Female moans, reaching climax)

I use some baby oil or a little vassiline,
Layin down a towel so I keep my carpet clean,
Never shake my hand cuz you dont know where it's beeen!!

Heeeey m_________r!!

I do it in my car when I'm drivin down the street,
One hand on the wheel the other on my meat,
Cant get out of the car cuz I'm stickin to the seat!!

Heeeey m_________r!!

(Man moans, goat baaa's, and man moans more)

Since I was a kid I have been a m_________r,
Choke the chicken, holdin the k___, squeezin the tomata,
I've lived here since November, now I'm gonna decorater!!

Heeeey m_________r!!

Buffin the banana, missle lissin, shakin bakin,
Poundin on the Flounder, and it's mayanaise I'm makin,
Spank the frank, whack the carrot, got my hand a dakein!!

HEEEEY m_________R!!!

(Both man and woman moaning til end)

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