Admiral:
This is Admiral b_____ to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of s___.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
Its the V to the A to the D E R (Vader!)
Who reconstucted the Death Star.
With my slick suede suit thats black like tar,
f___ing you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell the m_________ers 'bout sheer dark side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive by!
We'll beat the rebels 'cause their skils aint s___!

Vader:
You see my tie fighter is the exact same lit!

Yoda:
Oh s___! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fee smoking Dagobah green,
b____es on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah youre just jealous cause my black d___'s thicker.

Lando:
Yo! Tell them Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the f___ up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat off, blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! b____es ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (Top Gun)
But you're the one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't s___, his head is cut up and split!
He's slower then the first Pentium Chip.

Vader:
The one brings it worse to this f___ing universe.

Luke:
You know we'll f___ing win, cause we fight to the end!

Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

Yoda:
You also felt Vader's d___ in you. b_____!

*Ununderstable Jabba Rap, that still sounds good*

Han Solo:
Jabba you aint nothing but a fat a__ slug! *Jaba grunts*
Fake gold chains? You sorry a__ thug *jabba grunts*
Sitting in your palace with your blue headed w____.
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for h___ ectasy.
10 million forms of Gay positioning.
For my golden shower you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2 watch your language!
Always having s__ with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and f___a yo wife.
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb,
meesa will f___ you with my tongue.

Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna c__.

Yoda:
Yeah boy! Go down the stars to all you b____es on that p____ planet Earth.
f___ not with the rebels, for powerful are we with the force.
Im talking about some real deep s___e gangsta s___.
Now pass me the blunt Chew and lets f___ some sorry hoes up!

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