When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like
and still climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed.
Then you reach that age, 24, 25, your muscles give up
they wave a little white flag
and without any warning at all,
you're suddenly a fat b______.

Wham bam thank-you mam

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