Cardiacs Dog-Like Sparky Lyrics

You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
He's all heaven sent
But will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands, brother sis'
We never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

Defenders of the world we make believe in
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream w___
If I am a dog then shake hands, brother sis'
We never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
Never mind as crawling is my in my mind world
With everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me everything alive

And so the spirits they do protect him now
When he's all spoiled
When he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
Now eat up your hands now eat your...

Brother, sis' we never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sarky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly

Never mind as crawling is my in my mind world
With everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
And crown me everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me everything alive

Is me alive and a-crawling?
Is my world
Crawling is my world!
Crawling is my world!

And so the spirits they do protect him now
When he's all spoiled
When he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
If I am a dog then shake hands, brother sis'
We never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
Brother, sis' we never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky

Tim Jackson sucked this dribble from his dirty shoes