All Hetero Lyrics

what a f___ed up world or is it my f___ed up head? the only way you are cool is if you're gay or dead straight, normal, hetero guy normal, hetero, straight guy i never get any chicks but it's better than a gun, or a d___ in the mouth is there any place to be for a normal straight guy like me? straight, normal, hetero guy normal, hetero, straight guy maybe i should pierce my b___ or get a few tattoos maybe i should wear a dress or be a h___ like you straight, normal, hetero guy normal, hetero, straight guy yeah, that's right i'm a straight, normal, girl f___in' coffee drinkin' t__ty suckin' cigarette smokin' seal killin' red neck a__ b______ from hell