Ben Folds Five Bitches Ain't Shit Lyrics

b____es ain't s___
b____es ain't s___

b____es ain't s___ but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the d___
lets get the f___ out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a b____ named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and f___ the hoes at night
Tight than a m____rfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the m____fuckin' Compton streets
Peep, that s___ got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my m____fuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a f___ where the b____ was at
But she was hangin' with a white b____ doin' the s___ she do
Suckin' on his d___ just to get a buck or 2
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the s___ she be doin' ain't s___

b____es can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your a__

I once had a b____ named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The p____ was the bomb, had a n____ on sprung
I was in love like a m____fucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure n____z wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back to the m____fuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My n____ D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some m____fuckin chin checkin

Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's f___in' my hoe, yo
I uncocked my s___...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed

Man, f___ that b____!

b____es ain't s___ but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the d___
Get's the f___ out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a b____ named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and f___ the hoes at night
Tighter than a m____rfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the m____fuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the s___ got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my m____fuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a f___ where the b____ was at
But she was hangin' with a white b____ doin' the s___ she do
Suckin' on his d___ just to get a buck or two
And the ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the s___ she be doin' ain't s___

b____es can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your a__

b____es can't hang with the streets
b____es can't hang with the streets
b____es can't hang with the streets
b____es can't hang with the streets