Weerd Science Super Friends Lyrics

Here come the super friends.

m____ f___as
Callin' all my superfriends and puttin' you on notice,
Don't think I didn't see, don't think I didn't notice,
Don't think I don't care, don't think I'll let you slide,
Don't think I'm not comin' for you in good time.
Why you askin' now if you can f___ my b____?
You shoulda asked before she was suckin' your d___.
And now you wanna know what you can do for me?
m____ f___er, f___ off, die immediately.
Super friends, are you stupid then?
I'll ask you again, are you stupid man?
Did you really think I wouldn't take offense
Flip the f___ out and shoot you dead?
It's the ones you trust that gonna let you down
It's the ones you love that's gonna turn you out
'cause they the only ones who really, really know how
And the super friends better look the f___ out
All my Super friends where you at?
Brian, Phil, Jay, Pat
None of you really ever had my back
To say the s___ you that said and to act like that
Y'all is lucky I'm a man of peace,
'cause y'all wouldn't see me behind the f___in' trees
Doin' time, gladly prove what I mean
I got a shotgun for all my frienemies.

Beware of your super friends
They're not your super friends
I'm scared of my super friends
Kill all your super friends

9 out of 10 of your homies are just the opposite
Disguised double agents, to me quite obvious
That's why I hate yas, y'all ain't super friends
You's a supa dupa stupid, must be how your daddy raised ya
I'm stagin' 'em with the dark, 'cause they're cavin' in from the thought
of ever makin' 'em understand that I hate 'em and at the cost
Of soundin' jaded, but jaded is what I am
And I'ma continue my hatred, of course I'm aimin' at them.
Now who would be the first person to s___ on your name?
That's a super friend, 'causin' you some super pain.
But I got the super plan, pull out your super hand,
Make a superfist and swing the s___ as hard as you can.
Now all of the sudden they don't say s___ again
You f___ers make my tummy sick like aspirin.
You probably have no idea the trouble you in
Or that my mom and dad have a really big knife collection
And that means I can choose a weapon to dispose of yous
Have many different blades to poke holes in yous
Oh, all of yous, payback's a b____
I heard what you said, you f__got piece of s___.
I hope you're listenin', the s___ you're slippin' in,
You might wanna prepare your flesh for some healthy rippin' in

Beware of your super friends
They're not your super friends
I'm scared of my super friends (as you should be!)
Kill all your super friends

Josh: Ill, you're my Superfriend.
Ill: Yeah, I'm glad you didn't get upset the time that I porked your girlfriend, my bad.
Josh: Yeah, it's cool. Oh, yeah, did I tell you? I smoked your whole weed stash, the money I promised fell through.
Ill: Well that's okay, 'cause I just stopped by your mom's house, dug her p____ out and left my nut on her couch.
Josh: Ill, your sister's pregnant-
Ill: What?!
Josh: I didn't mean it, I'da told you before but I knew you'd get heated.
Ill: I shot your father. I'm sorry, but he walked in at the wrong time while I was gettin' mine.
Josh: Ill, that's fine.
Ill: Yeah, but there's more, d___ your grandma looks good on all fours. And the b____ slapped my a__ like she was Zsa Zsa Gabor, I bet back in the day she was quite the w____.
Josh: Ill, that's f___ed up, man. What the f___ is wrong with you, dude?

Beware of your super friends.
At any given moment they might be lurking around any corner.
They'll wait for you when you least expect it,
just to stab you in the f___ing back.
and remember
and remember
Keep your friends close
and keep your super friends closer.