Well I smoked this thing one night out as a bet,
and they told me it was kinda like a funky cigarette, and I can still remember my first draw
and all those funny things I saw when I smoked my first Funky Cigarette

well I opened up my best friends buscuit tin
and there's no Rich Teas or Custard Creams just cigarrets and skins,
and then he handed me a pack of green and the biggest bag I've ever seen and I rolled my first funky cigarette!

And since that day I seldom have declined,
and I maintain this love affair with these green herbs of mine
you can keep your pills and trips and lines
expensive beers and fancy wines 'cos I just want a Funky Cigarette

And nowadays it's harder to disguise
then wondering old it's a dated look that's glazed across my eyes
well if you're like me I'm sure you'll find
that you don't really seem to mind
'cos you just had a funky cigarette!

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