CKY Chinese Freestyle Lyrics

Who wants to taste my general tso...you want to taste my general tso
I'm-a give it to you now
Who like my chopstick
hit you when I s___ with my little-less d___. Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jell-O
I never seen nothin' like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oo-long chi? Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phone book name Chang wanna see my w___?
Neva Good God hit the gong with a bang. WAAA?
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball but that's not right not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break a neck. Well I don't
but I like fried rice and I ain't got lice
Ching chow woah ching w___ woo wice
that ain't nice for the fortune cookie I always charge you twice
Delivery is free but not from me I always want a dolla fifty
fifty five. wanna see me GO GAA? Hit you with the lang. HAI YA!
War when I hit you with the s___ do a split
Take a s___ have to go eat my s___ kung-fu
Want my buffet? You f___ing gay, ah
Wai-lo hit you with the hay Stay the f___ away
Hit you in the b____. Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you, I can put it in your shoe
Watch this- I can tiptoe while you take a p___
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy s___s
WAAAAAAAAI-YAH!
I can kick you if you don't pay the bill
And if you want a little mint, that's fifty cent, b____
Everything cost a little bit
So don't expect nothin for free, at least from me Ching Chang Chewie
I got you from Taiwan city and Hong Kong
I can smoke a bong and I can do it all night long
And don't mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you and tackle you take you never see me
When I get you and bake you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage and make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God d___ that s___ burned blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh Shoot a load on your chin
God d___ thats a sad goygo
And if you wanna come on in
You can work in to my world where the yellow s___ begins HAI YA
Can't be tamed
I got s___ to control your brain and it's called
Egg Foo Yung, En Lo Main
So come on in baby and have it just the same HAI YA! HAAAAAH!
No wok tow ung di day
HA, I don't suppose ha haha Huh?
huhhhuhu huh

(awesome)