Todd Snider Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males Lyrics

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin', black fearin', poor fightin', tree killin', regioal leaders of sales
Frat housin', keg tappin', shirt tuckin', back slappin' haters of hippies like me.
Tree huggin', peace lovin', pot smokin', p___ watchin' lazyass hippies like me.
Tree huggin', love makin', pro choicen, gay weddin', widespread diggin' hippies like me.
Skin color-blinded, conspiracy-minded, protestors of corporate greed,
We who have nothing and most likely will 'till we all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.

Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls, living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders of mountains of shame, looking for someone to blame.
I know who I like to blame:

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American males,
Soul savin', flag wavin', Rush lovin', land pavin' personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin' so hard to keep the free reins of this Democracy
From tree huggin', peace lovin', pot smokin', barefootin' folk-singin' hippies like me.
Tree huggin', peace lovin', pot smokin', p___ watchin' lazyass hippies like me.