Slightly Stoopid Johnny Law Lyrics

I never thought too much about politics
I never cared for the law
There's only one thing on my mind
God d___ I need my alcohol
And if you ask me no more questions
I'm sure to tell you no lies
When 1 and 1 is adding up to 3
Someone is shooting up a line
I'm gonna go break the law
I'm gettin' sick of it all
And as I'm waiting at the bus stop
I hear a mean old yell
And here he comes mister Johnny f___in' Law
He's got me scared as
He's got me scared as hell
And if you think he's got me cornered
As soon as I get my nine
Somebody out there dial 911
It doesn't cost you a dime
I'm gonna go break the law
I'm gettin' sick of it all
I'm gonna go break the law
I'm gettin' sick of it all
f___ it
f___ you too