Robbie: The Crocodile Hunter movie was coming up, so the boys had a crack at a theme song. And were dared to throw in a Shakira quote - let's see if you can pick it.

Gatesy: Outside the steaming deserts of Pine Gaps,
The swamps of Uluru.
The snow-capped peaks of Alice Springs,
The desert monkeys of Broome.
Scod: You'll find him with his hunting stick,
And his hunting hat and gloves.

Yon: He's not afraid of anything - no missiles or no guns.
He's not afraid of ordering seafood on a Monday.
Gatesy and Scod: But ever since the generals dropped their bombs at Katherine Gorge,
The crocodiles mutated into giant beasts of war.
Super-intelligent-nightmare-visions-of-the-future,
Somebody's got to stop them.

Who's going to save the world,
Now the crocodiles have taken over?
Radioactive beasts,
Feasting on the children.
Tripod: Only one man can,
Only one man can.
Gatesy: The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man.

Yon: He's got all the toys:
A post-apocalyptic rocket car,
Tina Turner in chain mail,
Just to add a bit of glamour.
A little kid with a silver boomerang,
That'll cut your hand clean off.
Scod: Morry (?) Fields!

Gatesy and Scod: The crocodiles make their outposts,
Out of disused cars and aircrafts.
Scod: The heads of past croc-hunters,
Gatesy and Scod: On pikes along the road.
Scod: There's Paul Hogan's head,
Glistening in the sun.
The Leyland Brothers, ??,
Something for everyone.

Gatesy: And as the Hunter faces them alone,
His battle cry rings across the sun-bleached bone:

Gatesy: "Lucky that my b______ are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains."

Gatesy and Scod: Who's going to save the world,
Now the crocodiles have taken over?
Radioactive beasts,
Feasting on the children.
Gatesy: Jebediah!
Tripod: (Jebediah-style) Only one man can,
Only one man can.
Gatesy: The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man. Yeah!

Gatesy and Scod: Who's going to save the world,
Now the crocodiles have taken over?
Radioactive beasts,
Feasting on the children.
Gatesy: Everybody sing!
Tripod: Only one man can,
Only one man can.
Gatesy: The mighty stubby-wearing Hunter Man.
Yon: Yeah!

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