Particle Man, Particle Man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like, it's not important
Particle Man

Is he a dot or is he a speck
When he's underwater, does he get wet
Or does the water get him instead
Nobody knows, Particle Man

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Particle Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man

Universe Man, Universe Man
Size of the entire universe, man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe Man

He's got a watch with a minute hand
Millennium hand and an eon hand
And when they meet, it's a happy land
Powerful man, Universe Man

Person Man, Person Man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person Man

Is he depressed or is he a mess
Does he feel totally worthless
Who came up with Person Man
Degraded man, Person Man

Triangle Man, Triangle Man
Triangle Man hates Person Man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle Man

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