Chicago Class Lyrics

Velma: Whatever happened to fair dealing?
And pure ethics?And nice manners?
Why is it everyone now is a
pain in the a__?
Whatever happened to class?
Mama: Class.Whatever happened to,
"Please, may I?"
And, "Yes, thank you?"
And, "How charming?"
Now, every son of a b____ is a snake in the grass
Whatever happened to class?
Velma and Mama: Class!Ah, there ain't
no gentlemen To open up the doors
There ain't no ladies now,There's only pigs and w____s
And even kids'll knock ya down So's they can
pass Nobody's got no class!
Velma: Whatever happened to old values?
Mama: And fine morals?
Velma: And good breeding?
Mama: Now, no one even says "oops" When they're passing their gas Whatever happened to class?
Velma: Class.Velma and Mama: Ah, there ain't no
gentlemenThat's fit for any use And any
girl'd touch your privatesFor a deuce.
Mama: And even kids'll kick your shins
and give you sass.
Velma: And even kids'll kick your shins and
give you sass.Velma and
Mama: Nobody's got no class!
Velma: All you read about today is rape and
theft.
Mama: Jesus Christ! Ain't there no deceny
left?
Velma and Mama: Nobody's got no class!
Mama: Every guy is a snot.
Velma: Every girl is a t___.
Mama: Holy s___.
Velma: Holyshit.
Mama: What a shame.
Velma: What a shame.
Velma and Mama:
What became...of class?