I don't want no April 15th
I don't need another judgment day (no)
Anything the good Lord giveth
Uncle Sam he
Taketh
A-way
'Cause Big Brother's got a big debt
Baby, guess who has to pay?

It's the way you mug me
It's unspeakable pain
It's a personal washout
Down a bottomless drain
It's abhorrently taxing
It's (uhhnn) believable

Kiss this! Kiss this!
Hey IRS
Kiss this! Kiss this!

Doing taxes ain't so scary
Simply add up what you made (oh)
Take it to the actu-ary
Where he sub-tracts
The tax
You've paid
Then you mail in twice the difference
Plus a check for Medicaid

It's a Form 1040
It's a penalty clause
It's inscrutable worksheets
It's nonsensical laws
It's unspendable income
It's (uhhnn) deductible

Kiss this! Kiss this!
Hey IRS
Kiss this! Kiss this!

You can tax me on my taxes
Then you tax the funds that remain (oh)
You can tax me on bikini waxes
For a jolt of similar pain (ow)
Slap on s_____ic audits
Don't let anything pass
You've bent me over
So kiss - my - *** - ets

It's the way you mug me
It's relentlessly lame
It's aggressively wasteful
This unwinnable game
It's unsportsmanlike conduct
It's (uhhnn) depreciable

Kiss this! Kiss this!
It's criminal
Kiss this! Kiss this!

Kiss - my bottom line there, baby
Kiss - my bottom line there, darlin'...

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