Shel Silverstein Stacey Brown Got Two Lyrics

Did you hear bout Stacy brown
(No we didn't but we'd like to)
He had every chick in town
(No he didn't but he tried to)
He had looks, he had class
Do anything to get a little lass
And everyone would shout at him
when he walks his girlies past
They said everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)

Do you know the reason for his success
(No we don't so tell us)
They say that he was double blessed
(Not like you fellas)
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
Still his girl friends
They all wake up smilin' every morn
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)

[Guitar Break]

Why they're climbin' up the wall
(Just to get to Stacy)
Young ones run and old ones crawl
(He drives us crazy)
He got two and that's a fact
But no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow, on his knee
Or underneath his hat
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)

He got two, I tell you truth it's a fact
No I ain't seen him, but no I mean it's a fact
Well that's what my old lady told me
No I don't know why she knows, how did she know
Maybe somebody told her, huh
Gossip, maybe it's gossip, how did she know
Maybe just seems like two
I wanna talk to that woman
Singin' everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Everybody got one
(Everybody got one)
Stacy brown got two (Oooh)