machito ponce short dick ma Lyrics

Diamanda: Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man

Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon

Diamanda: What in the world is that f___in' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some f___in'tweezers and put that little thing away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most d___ that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!

Diamanda: Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short d___ man
Don't want no short d___ man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly b___on
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't want no short d___ man

Diamanda: Don't want no short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short d___ man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: What in the world is that f___in' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some f___in' tweezers and put that little thing away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most d___ that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!