(Right, we're engaged lads
You lot are all amateurs, I just want to make that clear now
Right here we go, okay
1...oh, f___ it...)

Oh Reading Man
You read so many books
Oh Reading Man
You chat to all the randy cooks
Oh Reading Man
You were trapped on a big oil tanker
Oh Reading Man
I feel you should become a banker

[Chorus]
Reading Man
Lives in the library van
Reading Man
He is the greatest man

Oh Reading Man
You have all the chicks
Oh Reading Man
Do your books give you lots of kicks?
Oh Reading Man
You got a job as a flanker
Oh Reading Man
You really should be a banker

[Chorus]

Oh Reading Man
We hope you can hear our song
Oh Reading Man
It didn't take very long
Oh Reading Man
There must be a rhyme for planker
Oh Reading Man
I've got it, you're just a...

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