Funny Christmas Songs What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells Lyrics

(Yo Yo)

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA)

Is this a white Christmas,
Hell no my man,
I'm leavin' blood in the snow
And smackin' fat men
You mean Santa?
That boys' a b____
He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss
For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play
He tried to ride way more than a one- horse sleigh
Laughin all the way, but he's not laughin' today
We'll jingle more than hisbells
Even the elves will pay

Come Christmas Eve,
Ol' Nick's a gonner
We'll be snackin' on deer,
Eatin' Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when not even a maybe
Have a drunk Miss Claus
"Say they jinglin, baby!"
givin' new meaning to "Ho ho ho"
Shake that a__ girl
b__pin' booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
We'll be strippin' that sleigh
And leave you the coal

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA)

You playin' reindeer games?
Hell, yeah my friend...
Grab Rudolph's horns and see how far they bend
When his nose turns red
His a__ gets sent back out to the woods with his f__gy elf Randall
Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice,
In fact he'll have me listed as naughty twice,
Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist
But because of all the nog got left on his wife
It's time for Old Nick to move and retire
Before we roast his nuts on a big a__ fire
Yes I'm that bad
Yes I 'm that crude
I mean your a__ is huge
Lose weight for real dude'
All the cookies in your mouth,
Simply quite sick
I mean, when's the last time you seen your d___?
I don't to throw a fit, and I'm not one to b____,
But every year, I get underwear, socks and s___.

(Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way,
(Check it out, Jingle these bells, baby)
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
(Yeah, you know what I'm saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA)