MMMMMmmmm
Well its way too soon to have the seven year itch
But he's getting cranky ...and I'm just a bit....unsure
I'll tell you what I mean
You see when we first met I thought well ..this is it
But it turns out my head was just full of... sh....ining stars
Things just ain't what they seem

CHORUS: Ooooh my cards are played, my cards are played
Ooooh I wanna get lazy bones out my back door
UUh Uhh Uuhhuh uuhhuh huh yeah
MMMMMhumm

Now I'm not the type to make the first pass
But when he walked by and I saw his as....h coloured eyes
Well it was like a dream...oh yes it was
And Now my dreams are lying in broken bits
And I know he only loved me for my big T...elevision
I've got a wide screen!!

CHORUS:Ooooh my cards are played, my cards are played
Ooooh I wanna get lazy bones out my back door
UUh Uhh Uuhhuh uuhhuh huh yeah
MMMhummmmmmm

Well I love getting hugged and I love geting kissed
And he loves beer and he loves getting... p....retty drunk
It goes straight to his head... oh yes it does
And I guess my mother warned me when I was 5 or 6
She said that men like them only think with their de...fective brains
Least I think that's what she said

CHORUS:Ooooh my cards are played, my cards are played
Ooooh I wanna get lazy bones out my back door
UUh Uhh Uuhhuh uuhhuh huh yeah

Lazy bones, Lazy bones
Boy you can kiss my.......... Cheek...

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Jimmy Chamberlin's Complex Life Begins Again Lyrics
Roy Clark I Never Picked Cotton Lyrics