Dr. Demento Definition Of Fuck Lyrics

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word f___.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, f___ is the only word referred to as The F word.
Its the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
f___, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, f___ falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, John f___ed Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shirley f___s.
Its meaning is not always s__ual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, Johns doing all the f___ing work.
As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too f___ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is f___ing beautiful.
As the object of an adverb, Shirley is f___ing beautifully.
As a noun, I dont give a f___.
As part of a word, Abso-f___ing-lutly or In-f___ing-credible.
And as almost every work in a sentence, f___ the f___ing f___ers.
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of f___.
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: I got f___ed at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, f___ it, trouble: I guess Im really f___ed now.
Aggression: Dont f___ with me buddy.
Difficulty: I dont understand this f___ing question.
Inquiry: Who the f___ was that.
Dissatisfaction: I dont like what the f___ is going on here.
Incompetence: Hes a f___ off.
Dismissal: Why dont you go outside and play hide and go f___ yourself.?
Im sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech