Theres a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
With the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands

Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
[robot vocal effect] I got two turntables and a microphone
Take me home in my elevator bones!

Pick yourself up off the side of the road
With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones
Members only hyponotizers
Move through the womb like ambulance drivers
Shine your shoes with your microphone blues
Here-suits with your parachute fruits
Passing the dutchie from coast to coast
Let the man get loose while I rock the most

Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone

Man[spoken]: what about those who swing both ways? ac-dcs?

Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone

Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone

Oh, dear me. making slaves at two-horse town

Girl[spoken]: thats beautiful, dad.

(get my microphone....)

Theres a destination a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know
A place we saw the lights turn low
With the jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts
Two turntables and a microphone
Bottles and cans just clap your hands just clap your hands

Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where its at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
I got plastic on my mind....

See also:
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