Carlos Mencia Dee Dee Dee Song Lyrics

Dee Dee Dee doesn't mean mentally r_____ed
it means stupid
This song goes out to all the stupid people out there
You're gonna find this song hilarious
and you don't even know it's about you

You dropped out of school
cause you're smarter than everybody
I've got three words for you dumbass
ding fries ready
You try to outrun a bull
nobody's that fast
that's how you end up
with a horn stuck up your a__
Rockless person need's no helmet cause he's a star
but the yellow bus left he got hit by a car
if you wanna go huntin for quail some place
don't go with Cheney
he'll put a f___in shot in your face
If you bungee jump so you can fly through the air
I ain't sad you ended up in that wheel chair
You ignore all the warnings
yet you light up a smoke
now you have to talk with a machine through your throat

How many idiots can there be
Some say that it's one out of three
If you don't know take it from me
You're the dee dee dee
(You, you, dee dee dee, you dee dee dee)
And if you are a dee
Please don't marry a dee
cause then you're kids will be
(what what)
dee dee dee

You complain about the price of gas
and war in Iraq
But you voted Bush in twice
what were you smokin' crack
Didn't get a pre-nup
though you knew she was a s____
now you've got her bee's
and she's got half your bank
You were on top of the world
with hit me baby one more time
only a stupid b____ would marry Kevin Federline
You drink and drive and you think it's ok
now your cell mates weaving in and out the hershey highway
When you put tigers in your show
and they can't be freed up
I'll bite your neck off
and then you'll say dee dee dee

How many idiots can there be
Some say that it's one out of three
If you don't know take it from me
You're the dee dee dee
(You, you, dee dee dee)
and if you are a dee (punching tiger sound)
please don't marry a dee
it's genetics don't you see
your kids will be dee dee dee
(that's what they're gonna be
dee dee dee)

Parents outta blame for all these dee dee dee's
letting their kids drop out and not get GED's
You keep your kids inside
cause their's freaks on the loose
but you let them drink from Michael Jackson's
Jesus Juice?
You don't care when your kids
come home with D's from class
What you need to do is get some b____
and beat that a__(smacking sound)
He isn't stupid
You say he's got A.D.D.
it's that his mom and his dad are both
Dee Dee Dee's

This test is too hard
so we lowered the standards
I'm not good in sports
so we gave 'em all trophy's
My dad use to spank me
so we lowered the standards
I'm too fat for this seat
so we widened the standards
They say no cause i'm black
so we lowered the standards
They say no cause i'm white
so we lowered the standards
They say no cause i'm asian
so we lowered the standards
No hablo ingles
so we lowered the standards

And you wake up one day
and you don't have the skills
to get up at your job
so you're stuck on the grill
and you're wondering why Julio took your job
but you forget to see
you're as dumb as a k___
now you're a__ is too fat
to get out of the house
and you're eating more food
trying to figure it out
why they all trust my job
to some guy named Jabib
cause he worked harder than you
and he's got five degrees
and you're asking yourself
how could this happen to me
I'll tell you why homie
cause your
dee dee dee,(fading out)