Stan:
What would Brian Boitano do?
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through!
That's what Brian Boitano do?

Kyle:
When Brian Boitano was in the Oylimpics skating for the gold,
He did two scows and a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold!

Cartman:
When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting Grizzily Bears,
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maiden's fair!

Stan, Kyle and Cartman:
So what would Brian Boitano do?
If he was here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an a__ or two!
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

Cartman:
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary!

Kyle:
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone!

Stan:
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cuz that´s what Brian Boitano do!

Stan, Kyle and Cartman:
So what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That´s what Brian Boitano do!
When Brian Boitano traveled through time, to the year 3010,
He fought the Evil Robot King and saved the human race again!

Cartman:
And when Brian Boitano build the pyramids, he beat up Kubla Kahn,

Stan, Kyle and Cartman:
Cuz Brian Boitano doesn't take s___ from....
Any...
Body...!
So, let's all stick together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do!
Cuz that's what Brian Boitano do!

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