To prove Im hardcore I robbed a fruitstore, planned it before hand before i even left the front door

So i could know for sure I got the blue-prints so i could do the full tour and just generally steal a whole bunch more

Aint no need to hide my identity, a hard a__ pile-driver like me shows his smile to whoever it be

I took my sweet time on my entry, pretended i had an interest in all my fruity surroundings

Then time to interrupt everyone's fun, whip out my f___in gun, its a priority number one

Some young b____ shouts at the top of her lungs, "please dont shoot i have a son!". To my head decisions now come

I'm like, "aight no one gets hurt just hand over your f___in money" then some hero tries to pry my nine from me

I didn't want this to be a violent catastrophe, i had no choice but to blow open his skull, tear him a new a__hole

in the bottom of his soul, i was outta control, people screamin like they got no hope, this being an accurate result of a gun-related death foretold

I had a feeling the pigs were on their way, this wasn't the checkout b____es day as i fired 4 shots at her face

As i race to the counter there's blood p___in outta her, i dived down and ripped the money out of the register

People runnin scared p___in their pants, this s___ wouldnt stand in the supremist court in the land

So with the cash in hand i decided to grab whatever left-overs the store had

It was mostly bananas and a few passionfruit, god dammit it was time to vamoose with my cash and loot

But im gonna have to stash it too, this is tearing my a__ in two

Cant worry about that s___ now its time to get da f___ out, blow dis motha f___a to da ground, made my way thru da screamin crowd

Made it back to town and allowed myself to drown the clowns inside of that fruit-cathedral with highly flammable diesle

Locked the front-door and threw a match through the window, people inside couldnt hide but watch the flames grow

It was untamed yo, shame they didnt have no where to go, couldnt only sit and watch their world explode

The store fully went up with a mighty bang, fireballs and rubble fierce like an arrangatang, destruction almost half as big as ma w___

Unpresidented man, this made me crack up off my a__, more entertaining than math what you can do with a match and some gas

This is truly first-class but the cops were comin in fast

Got in my get-away car but how bizarre - the m_________er wouldnt start, must be those second hand parts that i got from that new stock at k-mart

but still i needed to dart. Held up the taxi that passed me, threw the man outta the cab and took over his front seat

carefully as not to make more of a scene on the street i told the ex-driver to get the f___ up on his feet

Then without further adeu i proved i was the baddest mo'f___a of the crew, sped off out of view, who'd ever knew id make a f___in living from stolen fruit.

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