The 2 Live Crew The Fuck Shop Lyrics

"I know a place just down there two streets.
Baby, they'll ask you no questions and give you clean sheets!"
(gong noise)
Luke:
WELCOME TO THE f___ SHO-O-O-OP!

Verse 1: Fresh Kid Ice
There's only one place where we can go
Where the price is right just to f___ a ho
It's always popular with the girls and the guys
'Cause for all my money, it's the best buy
Ten dollars, two hours is the time of the stay
It's more than enough time to slay
Each room has a bed and also a sink
So you can wash your d___ after f___ing the pink
But be careful of the things that you use
'Cause you can get arrested for s__ abuse
So as you hit the door and the panties drop,
Whole lot of suckin' and f___in' at the f___ Shop!

Verse 2: Brother Marquis
Please come inside, make yourself at home
I want to f___, 'cause my d___'s on bone
You little w____ behind closed doors
You would drink my c__ and nothing more
Now spread your wings open for the flight
Let me fill you up with something milky and white
'Cause I'm hopin' to slay you, rough and painful
You innocent b____, don't be shameful
Bring out the ice cubes and the hot water
This is the second half, and not the second quarter
I'll f___ you 'till you sleep; you'll sleep like a baby
And in your dreams, you'll say I'm crazy
In the f___ Shop!
Luke (squeaky voice):

YOU'RE IN THE f___ SHOP, BABEEEE!

I WANNA SEE YOU FREAK!!

Verse 3: Luke
In the f___ Shop! That's where it's at!
In the f___ Shop! The place to splak!
In the f___ Shop! Where all the boys go!
In the f___ Shop! f___in' all the hoes!

(gong noise)
Luke:
THANK YOU FOR f___IN' AT THE f___ SHO-O-O-OP!!