This place is a diamond, but its trapped in the rough.
Yeah well, the sign still says "Moe's",
so enough of your guff.
Here's my new idea to serve both beer and grub
We will turn this filthy dive into a proper ol'time British pub.
A British Whaa?

Darts and meat pies and lager in pint glasses.
What a classy way to get drunk off your a__es

Hey, hold the phone. An English pub? That just might work!

New song!
Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pitish
so why don't we all...

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