Taxi company: hello

s___gy: Ummm, is that the taxi company?

Taxi company: yerp

s___gy: Im tellin ya, this is s___gy, I need the car cuz i got to go on a journey.

Taxi company: Where are yu?

s___gy: Im in ma house

Taxi company: And wheres your house?

s___gy: Im in the great park land street, and I need a taxi from here to take me on my journey, can you take me on my journey today?

Taxi company: What now, yer.

s___gy: Thank you very much, can you give me a price if I tell you where im goin?

Taxi company: yerp.

s___gy: well im going to the hoverback shop into narth, then up to wigam to see my friend garth, im meeting Dale Winton to film the other half, and then to the death star to defeat Vader Darth. And i'll go to the plumbing shop in brazil, i'll pick up a limsy from ma granny's hotel, im going to the football with my uncle phil, stockport 3, late-orient nil,

[taxi company laughs]

taxi company: very good.

s___gy: how much for my journey, misses lubba lubba.

taxi company: i dont know, its a long journey aint it.

s___gy: its a very very long long way, ive got to go somewhere else aswell.

taxi company: have you, where?

s___gy: well the girl next door is a bit of a minger, so take her to chicago to film jerry springer.

[taxi company laughs]

how much for ma journey, misses lubba lubba?

taxi company: i dont know, im sorry, who is this?

s___gy: im tellin ya, this is s___gy, a goofy jump on prawns, ok illana.

taxi company: yer, i like that song.

s___gy: okalumamnavabanana a goofy jump on prawns.

[taxi company laughs]

umm, can you drop me off at the chris moyle show on bbc radio 1? 97 to 99 FM.

taxi company: ar, you've lost the plot mate.

[taxi company hangs up.]

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