@afro man roll a joint Lyrics

wait a minuite man check this out.
There was this blind man right.
there was this blind man right.
he was feelin his way down the street .
with his stick right.
hey he walked past this fish market .
you know what im saying .
he stoped he took a deep breath.
he said Whoa! Good morning ladies.

You like that s___ man?
I got a gang of that s___ man.
I'll tell you what
My man on the guitar
Dude on the drums
Everyody gather 'round the mic
I'll tell ya all these m____f**kas
First I'mma start it off like this
Help me sing it homeboy!
C'mon!

**Sings**
Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We go to far at the dogs.
Smoke that pound of weed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
and sell tapes from here to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems,
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm dale
skatin' on dayton wheels
so roll, roll, the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will

well it was just sun down
in a small white town
and they call it east side palm down
when the afroman walked through the white land
houses went up for sale
well i was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
when i met a lil' girl named Jan
i let her ride in my caddy
'cause i didn't know her daddy
was the leader of the ku-klux-klan
we f___ed on the bed
f___ed on the floor
f___ed so long
i grew a f___in' afro
then i f___ed to the left
f___ed to the right
she sucked my d___
til the s___ turned white
i thought to myself
"sheeba, sheeba!"
got my a__ lookin' like a zebra
i put on my clothes
and i was on my way
till her daddy pulled up in a chevorlet
so i ran, jumped out the back window
but her daddy he was waitin' with a 2 by 4
oh he beat me to the left
beat me to the right
the m________a whooped my as all night
but i ain't mad
at her prejudice dad
that's the best d___ p____ i eva had
i got a bag of weed
and a bottle of wine
i'm gonna f___ that b____
just one more time

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm bell
skatin' on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will

i met this lady in Hollywood
she had green hair but d___ she look good
i took her to my house 'cause she looked fine
but she whooped out a d___ that was bigger than mine
i met this lady from j__an
never made love with an african
i f___ed her once, i f___ed her twice
i ate that p____ like shrimp-fried rice
don't be amazed at the stories i tell you
i met a woman in the heart of Australia
she had a big b___ and t__ties too
so i hopped in her a__ like a kangaroo
see i met this woman from Hawaii
stuck it in her a__ and she said "iiiiiiiiieeeeee"
lips was breakfast
p____ was lunch
then her t__ties busted open with hawaiian punch
met Colonel Sanders wife
in the state of Kentucky
she said i'll fry some chicken
if you just f___ me
i came in her mouth it was a crisis
i gave her my secret blend
of herbs and spices

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
i said roll, roll, roll my joint
pick out the seeds and stems
feelin' high as hell
flyin' through palm bell
skatin' on dragon wheels
so roll, roll, roll the '83
cadillac coupe de ville
if my tapes and cd's just don't sell
i bet my cabby will

i met dolly parton in Tennesee
her t__ties were filled with hennesee
and that country music really drove me crazy
but i rolled that a__ and said yes miss daizy
then i met this lady from Oklahoma
put her p____ in a coma
met this lady in Michigan
can't wait til i f___ that b____ again
met a real black girl in South Carolina
f___ed her til she turned to a white albina
i f___ed this hooker in Iowa
I f___ed her on credit so i owe her
f___ed this girl down in Georgia
i came in her mouth now i thought i told ya
met this beautiful s__y hoe
she just ran cross the border from Mexico
this fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
i wanna get married ut i can't afford it
i know i'm gonna cry when she get departed

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the door at the dogs
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn
we can take our turn
singin' them dirty rap songs
stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
i said it takes form him to hong kong
have you eva went ova a girl
starts to f___ but the p____ just ain't no good
i mean ya gettin' upset
'cause you can't get her wet
plus you in the wrong neighborhood
so you try to play it off
and eat the p____
but it take her so long to come
then a dude walk in it's her big boyfriend
and he ask you where you from
so you wipe your mouth
and you ty to explain
you start talking real fast
but he already mad
'cause you f___in' his one
so he start beatin' on yo a__
so your clothes all muddy
your nose all b_____
your d___ was hard but now it's soft
you thought you had a girl to rock ya world
but you still have to go jack off

Colt 45 and two zig-zags
Baby that's all we need
We can go to the door...