Mitchell Brothers Fuck Me? Fuck You! Lyrics

yeah man what f___ you want me to do
you want me to phone your girlfriend yeah and appologise on your behalf does it looklike I got c___ on my forehead

no-ones saying your a c___ but at the end of the day Im asking you a favour

nah man

so what? wouldnt I do the same thing for you

bruv I would not ask you to phone my girlfriend

VERSE 1 [TEDDY MITCHELL]

ah you f___in p____
sometimes you act like your dumb or thick
cant you take the hint that I cant let you in
your such a pain in the a___ you are I should saprk your jaw
I hear your ??? kicking at my door
on my free fone ders 3 missed calls
shouting through my letter box all p___ed off
I dont give a s___ so p____ p___ off
plus I got a yatty in the gaff with a batty
that is ready for some lashing from the back
shes been here since popworld started and I aint even got to pop her bra yet
all you really care about is football
every f___ing hour its Liverpool Liverpool
we'll you've picked the wrong day p____ I dont care if your p___ed off you make me sick

CHORUS X 1 [TEDDY MITCHELL]

f___ Tony
f___ Tony
f___ Tony
f___ Tony

VERSE 2 [TONY MITCHELL]

you unreliable c___
this is about the 3rd time I have rung
you know Im supposed to beat your drum
kick offs at 2 and its half past 1
look at you in and done
its the cup final
and you know im a Liverpool fan Steves my idol
and we both came up with the plan
to tell the guys to
that we were all going to jam in your living room
in front of the digital
even when I got the guiness and the chicken pattys who the f___ do you think are getting me flippin abby
your taking the liberty
your a p____
I go round your house to give your door a couple of kicks
I bet your in the room right now
with the blinds down but I'll soon find out
your takin he p___ last week was my shout
payed for the box office for that big t__le bout

CHOUS X 1 [TONY MITCHELL]

f___ Teddy
f___ Teddy
f___ Teddy
f___ Teddy

[TEDDY]
for your own sake and future reference mate
do yourself a favour call 08 702 40 40 40 then you wont have to be calling me calling me calling me
you tight c___
get your paper out your pocket
and pay for the satellite dish or cable socket
and dont come around here chatting s___ again
when Im about to get a yatty with a batty in my bed

[TONY]
next time when you'll need a favour bruv
think before you call cause i'll hang up
all cause of you the guy that keeps texting me endlessly now my box is full with so many d___ messages
u a___ ho get your facts straight you said it was cool to come and watch the game
so dont make promises you cant keep
oh ye and im keeping your dvd you c___

You know dont worry I wont ask you a favour again

I dont give a f___ what you do mate cause know what I mean cause you cant try and get me to phone your girl and know what I mean its no f___in meals and b___s business around here mate

Wot you talking about

I dont give a f___ f___ what you talkin about