2 Live Crew Table Dance Lyrics

Chorus (4x): [Brother Marquis]
Can a b____ do a table dance?
Can a b____ do a table dance?
Hell no!!
Can a b____ do a table dance?
Can a b____ do a table dance?
Get out my face, hoe!

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
I don't give my riches to the b____es!
Shake-dancin' ain't nothin' but trickin'
Ten dollars, too much to give 'em
I done had my two-drink minnimum
I watch from a distance so I can
see,Now Charles kickin' me out the VIP?
b____es callin' me cheap
While they trick as they dancin' in minks
Hoe, you must be crazy
I know it's your job, but I ain't trickin' miss daisy
I want a quick feel, a cheap thrill -
But I ain't payin' no p____ bills!
If you got mouths to feed,
b____, you better recognize a d___ in need
'Cause I'm a 3-piece n____, b____, I don't play
I want the p____, a place to stay, but I don't pay!

Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that p____!!

Chorus

Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Booty clubs where n____s go
Spendin' flow for stripper hoes
And table-tops cost five dollars
If the hoe ain't cute, don't even bother
b____, come clean from beginnin'
Drop them strings and skin to win
She gotta show pink to get paid
And I don't want a hoe who's always afraid
I'll flip that hoe like a script
'Cause for all that flow, n____s might trip
'Cause p____'s a man's best friend
And she gotta keep shakin' 'till the record ends
'Cause I like them stripper hoes
The ones from Rolexx and Coco's
So come on, make ya p____ pop
And I keep on gettin' them table-tops!

[spoken]
C'mon, girl, now, show me a shot now...
aaight!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that p____!!

Chorus

Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
Serve me out your best d___-sucker
Much money as I'ma spend in this m_________er?
You holler "No cash, no a__!"
Well then b____, I pass!
'Cause I ain't givin' up no cash!
Hell naw!
Not to see YO' funky a__!
You wanna dance?
Don't sewat it!
If I f___ for free, then you can dance on credit
Trick-a__ n____s just spoil 'em
Payin' 'em more than the club that employs 'em
Checkin' that booty movin'
To me it's just a form of prostitution
n____s be wreckin' theyself,
Thinkin' they got that b____ to theyself?
Well I sit back and relax
But tell b____es with babies
they need to work for food stamps
You can pop that p____ tax-free,
But you won't get s___ from me!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that p____!!

Chorus

Verse 4: [Brother Marquis]
I'm lookin' for a crib for the weekend
I ain't got no ends, but I wanna see the skins
I want mine for the low price
I heard b____es dance free on amateur night!
Shakin' what they mama f___ fo'
When your mama was a hoe, did she get dough?
Don't ask me for a dance; I don't need one
I got 99 problems and a b____ ain't one
I'm freakin' on like the next man
When you take this cash, I'm lookin' up yo' a__!
p____ pay the bills, d___ pay the rent!
All I got is a thanks and a compliment
Usin' it like a weapon
b____es gettin paid for s__ and affection
f___ you and your conversation!
I ain't makin' no f___in' donations!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that p____!!

Chorus

All you hoes get on DOWN!!

[During chorus]:
Hop wid it!!
[Hey! Take it to the ground!
Hop wid it!
Get on down!

Chorus