Fight Like Apes Jake Summers Lyrics

Bought a present for my guy
I bought him
A pair of second hand boots
Those boots were white not pink
He liked to think,
That he wore them well
He took them to the park,
He wore them out
And played with the geese
Those geese were stupified,
When he turned around and cried.

Thats not nice, he said,
thats not nice what you did to me
thats not nice, he said,
thats not nice the way you treat me
I'm alright he said
I'm alright it's always been me
(ah ah ah ah)
hey you, whats your face
i've got a pocket full of fists you got a stupid face
hey you know your place
you're like Kentucky fried chicken
but without the taste
hey you get some grace,
you know you're driving miss daisy all over the place
hey you're taking up s___e,
and you're a f___ing disappointment to the human race (oh!)

and everybody knows, summers summers summers summers sommers' the man
he's got a Californian jacket and a fortified tan
he met a friendly face in the isle of man,
then he took her to the states and started a band,
he took her to a sushi bar named G.I joes
and then he took a bit of play-do he stuck it up his nose

summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summer, jake summers is the man,
(jake summers is the man with his California jacket and his fortified tan summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summers summer.)
Jake summers is the man Jake summers is the man he can do he can do it he can do he can with his rock and roll band Jake summers is the man oh yeah what a f___ing man he can take it to apollo with a satchel in his hand.

thats not nice, he said, thats not nice what you did to me
thats not nice, he said, thats not nice the way you treat me
I'm alright he said I'm alright it always been me
FFFFUUUCCCKKK!

Hey cutie whats with your nose
Take the focus off, take off your clothes
Hey baby what's with this smile you know he smells like ham and he tastes like bile
Hey baby where's your cord? you know i'm your Nightmare bungee breaking w____
Hey baby with the bedroom king, well i'm so sorry but breaking your ding-a-ling-a-ling (Oh)