Tankard Space Beer Lyrics

Read in the morning paper
They're shooting up another satellite
Experiment on the final frontier
To create the ultimate beer
Precious yeast spinning in orbit
Unrestrained gravity fades
Nobody knows what this brew will be
A magic potion? Chemistry?
Everybody loves the new beer
So good you want to drink it day in night
It's better that and Pils, any Ex
Makes you feel like really good s__
If you're sick, don't fear the doctor
'Cos he has wonderful news:
a case of Beer will replace the pills
A drink of healing cures your ills
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it's a sensation

Chuck it down, tap another barrel
Magic potion out of s___e
Chuck it down, it's a drinker's heaven
Live it up and drink this beer
s___e beer! s___e beer!
s___e beer - this is what I like
s___e beer - it tastes alright

If you stick to drinking s___e beer
Hangovers - headaches will be in the past
The Sci-Fi-booze makes you healthy and wise
Your d___ and brain will grow in size
If you're bald, it'll make your hair grow
If you're not, drink it for fun
Your liver wants more and more of it
It keeps your stomach strong and fit
We love it - a beermaniac Utopia
We want it - oktobertest comucopia

Future beer is so fantastic
There is no end to what this stuff can do
It multiplied - it's no trick of the light
Empty bottles fill overnight
It's the best nothing can match it
Number one - galaxy wide
The aliens from all over s___e
Will come to earth to get a taste
A new idea - great innovation
Future beer - it's a sensation