it's hard to be a jew on christmas
my friends won't let me join in any games
and i can't sing christmas songs or decorate a christmas tree
or leave water out for Rudolph 'cuz there's someting wrong with me

my people don't believe in Jesus Christ Divinity

i'm a jew
a lonely f___ing jew
on christmas

Hannakuh is nice but why is it
that santa passes over my house every year
and instead of eating ham, i have to eat kosher latkes
instead of silent night i'm singing "Hu, haghtol gavish"
and what the f___ is up with lighting all these f___ing candles tell me please

i'm a jew
a lonely jew
i'd be merry
but i'm hebrew
on christmas

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