Carol Burnett Little Girls Lyrics

Little Girls, Little Girls,
Ev'rywhere I turn I can see them.

Little Girls, Little Girls,
Night and day I eat, sleep and breathe 'em.

I'm an ordinary woman with feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear.
But I admit, no man has bit.
So how come I'm the mother of the year?

How I hate Little shoes,
Little socks and each little bloomer.
I'd have cracked years ago
if it weren't for my sense of humor!

Some women are dripping with diamonds.
Some women are dripping with pearls.
Lucky me! Lucky me!
Look at what I'm dripping with:
Little girls!

Little cheeks, Little teeth,
ev'rything around me is little.
If i wring Little necks
surely I will get an acquittal.

Some day I'll step on their freckles!
Some night I'll straighten their curls!
Send a flood, send the flu,
anything that you can do to
Little... little... little...
Little... little... little...
Little Girls!

Some day I'll land in the nuthouse.
With all the nuts and the squirr'ls.
There I'll stay tucked away
till the prohibition of
Little Girls!

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