When you're masturbatin' you don't need nobody else
When you're masturbatin' you will always keep your health
When you're masturbatin' you will never come to soon
Keep on masturbatin' send a c__shot to the moon

Search for a place where you can't be found
Be sure there is no one around

Masturbation all you really need is your hands
Masturbation you don't have to pay for
Masturbation that's what I call independence
Masturbation let's have an independence day

When you're masturbatin' you won't be afraid of pregnancy
When you're masturbatin' you can have all chicks in your fantasy
When you're masturbatin' you will get a smile on your face
Keep on masturbatin' in it there is no disgrace

Search for a place where you can't be found
Be sure there is no one around

Masturbation all you really need is your hands
Masturbation you don't have to pay for
Masturbation that's what I call independence
Masturbation let's have an independence day

Masturbation all you really need is your hands
Masturbation you don't have to pay for
Masturbation that's what I call independence
Masturbation let's have an independence day

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