Prince Horny Pony Lyrics

{B-side of Cream}
Ahhh, yes.
New dance commercial take 1
Ahhh, yes.
There ya go, there ya go
h____ people, gather here
h____ people, gather here
h____ people, gather here,
we have somethin' to put in all your ears
We got a new dance, for the next 8 years
I'm talking about the dance that every parent fears
the most, it's the s__ dance, it's the new dance,
and it's rockin' from coast-2-coast...
I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about,
I'm talkin' about the h____ Pony, y'all
Come on. There ya go, there ya go. h____ Pony

Girl-friend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now. Is he weird or what?

sing. (h____ pony... ow ow ow)

Now that's too freaky!

In the years of the war, we don't want 2 know
you're buckin' that body like U really go
for the hip stuff,
H and to the I and to the P
it ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy.
U want it in your hip, U want it in your thigh
It's the dance that conservatives really most despise
'cuz it's the s__ dance, it's the new dance,
and it's rockin' every h____ woman, every man
it's the h____ Pony, y'all

(h____ pony... ow ow ow) There ya go.

Turn around.
Chicken grease in the house.

Chicken grease? I don't know! That's it... I gotta run.

And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona,
but U can't hide, the h____ Pony get ya gonna.
Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it,
put on a record, wrapped it up, and then I sold it.
h____ people gather here,
h____ people gather here, for the next 8 years,
we got a new dance - it's the h____ Pony.

Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words!

sing. (h____ pony... ow ow ow)

girl... uh-uh... nope!

Did ya come 2 party now? (yeah-yeah)
Do ya really wanna now? (yeah-yeah)
If you're h____ let me know (yeah-yeah)
a pony til ya boogie now (yeah-yeah)

So how am I supposed to do this dance?

How do you do that dance!?!

I can't do that... I'm a lady. Sister please!
I can't do that!

Listen to me while I show U how 2 do it.
Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it.
Movin' your legs from left to right,
your arms up high like an eagle in flight.
Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree.
Jack-be-nimble - whew - you're doin' it, see!
The h____ Pony, y'all. There ya go, there ya go.
It's the h____ Pony.

Can you believe this? Oh my gawd, this guy...
oh, he's just... he's just so weird. Oh my goodness.
would you look at this? I just... I just cannot believe.
Girl, uh-uh... nope!

(h____ pony... ow ow ow)

Did you come here alone?

Uhh - yeah. Why?

Well guess who you're goin' home with?

huh?

(a laugh)

ugh! that's nasty!

Yeah.

(There ya go, there ya go.)
The h____ Pony.
(There ya go, there ya go.)
(h____ pony... ow ow ow)