Killer Mike Scared Straight Lyrics

(Killer Mike talking on the phone)
Aight... so you n____z wanna know how a n____ is up in jail...
Servin' a 40 to life sentence...
For dope that wasn't even his
Just sit back and listen, I'll tell you
It's a hilarious day boooyyy, and it's a wild, wild chain of events
that get yo a__ in hea...
[Chorus] (Killer Mike talking)
Mama, I don't wanna sell, birds no more
(I got a f___in' funny story to tell you)
They pushed me down and locked me up
Put my face on the floor
(You rem'ber me and big Paul and my whole crew n____?)
They took my money and my credit card
Now I'm poor
(Government snitches are amazin...)
Mama, I don't wanna sell, crack no more
(Just listen, only take about 3 minutes, just listen)
[Verse 1]
After high school, I gained lots of weight
And I ain't talkin' bout calories put on by steak
The recipe I'm cookin' may send me upstate
Use bakin' soda, cook the pie, collect cake
Now Pillsbury, these n____z kick down doors
Find out what mills bury
s___'s very intense and criti-cal
And when we drew pistols s___ got piti-ful
The first lick was bullshit, a half a brick
We robbed the middle man and a b__ b____, the dumb b____
But between me and him and that hoe
We walked away with 18 and a bigger score
Some n____ named Salvatore from El Salvador
Got silver teeth and a scar on his jaw
Young Antonio Montana, held up mansion north Atlanta
We hit'em hard as doors hammer, yea!
[Chorus] (Killer Mike talking)
Mama, I don't wanna sell, birds no more
(Okay, I know whachu thinkin', it's on righ, we on righ, we on)
They pushed me down and locked me up
Put my face on the floor
(Hold up, hold up, hold up, be patient, be patient, listen to the rest
listen, listen)
They took my money and my credit card
Now I'm poor
(Man I feel like a a__hole just tellin' you this man)
Mama, I don't wanna sell, crack no more
(Tell the kid to give me the card, check it out
here's where it gets interestin, follow this s___)
[Verse 3]
??? the spot had more birds than a pet shop
More gunz than a Vietnam vet, we was set
Loaded up the work and let's jet
My n____ big Paul loaded up the U-Haul
A thousand pounds uncut raw
Hold on, whus that I saw in the distance?
Did he have a crew offerin a__istance?
Paul said it's prolly nuthin', a small animal or somethin'
My nerves got to jumpin', I swear I heard somethin'
I pointed the 4-5th in the wind and started thumpin'
The blue lights is comin', my crew is runnin'
Cops is everywhere, they keep comin'
All of us sick, and all of us caught, holdin our d___
We robbed the n____z, same day the f___in FEDs hit
We robbed the n____z, same day the f___in FEDs hit
Me and Salvatore f___ed up in the mix
That middle man and dumb b____
Them n____z snitched, GOD d___!
[Chorus] (Killer Mike talking)
Mama, I don't wanna sell, birds no more
(So young man, that's why the f___ I'm sittin here wearin these pants ???)
They pushed me down and locked me up
Put my face on the floor
(I hear Salvatore got ??? or some s___)
They took my money and my credit card
Now I'm poor
(The b__ b____ that snitched, tss... who knows?)
Mama I don't wanna sell, crack no more
(Man I shoulda f___in stayed in job corp
stayed my f___in a__ in job corp, doin dumbass s___
now I'm f___in round witchall stupid a__ n____z too
ain't no n____z in jail but dumb n____z
n____z ???
f___ that, I was stupid, I'm in jail
and most the n____z in hea with me stupid too...
[laughs and hangs up the phone])