Robbie Williams Poem Lyrics

Hello sir, remember me?
Im the man you thought Id never be.
The boy who you reduced to tears,
The lad called "thingy" for six whole years.
Yeah thats right, my names bob,
The one who landed the popstars job.
The one who you told: "look dont touch"
The kid who wouldny amount to much.
Well Im here, and youre still there
With your fake sports car and receding hair
Dodgy, farout trousers that you think are smart
Married to the woman that teaches art
Married to the life
Married to the school
"i want to sing and dance sir"
Now whos the fool?
Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy
"settle down thingy, join the army"
And who were you to tell me this
The dream I want Ill have to miss
Sir is god, hes been given the right
To structure lives overnight.
Now I know lifes true path,
Tanks and guns, thatll be a laugh.
Nah, not me, Im a mega civillian
I wont leave my life riding pillion
But thanks for the advice and Im sure itll do
For the negitive d___heads just like you.
As for now the different weapon
Stage and screen is about to beckon
And here I sit in first class
b______s sir, kiss my a__.