The Avalanches Frontier Psychiatrist Lyrics

- Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill
Is Dexter ill today?
- No, Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school...
- I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishbourne. Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand! The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system.
- Oh, Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy, but surely expulsion is not the answer!
- I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer. It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane!

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic,
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch! What does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Branagazoo, let's have a duel
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Avalanches above, business continues below

Did I ever tell you the story about
Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist
I... I felt strangely hypnotised
I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls
And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball
And tighten your b___ocks, pour juice on your chin
I promise my girlfriend I'd, play the violin, violin, violin ...

Frontier Psychiatrist
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier
Frontier, frontier, frontier, frontier

That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic
That boy needs therapy
Lie down on the couch, what does that mean?
You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut!
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy
I'm gonna kill you, that boy needs therapy
Branagazoo, let's have it you
Now when I count three
That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy
He was white as a sheet
And he also made false teeth

Frontier Psychiatrist

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Hello hello hello hello
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else?
Ummm .. A Record? record? record? record?.