Helloooo.
Ooh...

I say!
How about a little kiss?
Oh don't be unkind...

She said:
"There's something in the woodshed
And I can hear it breathing
It's such an eerie feeling...
Darling."

He said:
"There's nothing in the woodshed
It's your imagination
End of the conversation
Darling."

Chorus:
Something in his heart
Told him to come clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Something in his genes
Told him to pretend
'Twas something for the weekend

But she said:
"There's something in the woodshed
I know because I saw it
I can't simply ignore it
Darling."

So he said:
"Now baby, don't be stupid
Get this into your sweet head
There ain't nothing in the woodshed
Except maybe some wood."

(Chorus)

"I'll go all the way with you
If you'll only do the same for me...
Go and see
If it's nothing like you say
Then you can have your wicked way... with me"

(Weekend... here's something for the weekend)

(Here's something for the weekend)
(Repeat 2x)

(Something for the weekend)
(Repeat 7x)

He went down to the woodshed
They came down hard on his head
Gagged and bound and left for dead
When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money

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