Old Godzilla was f___in' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman j__zed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat-c__ spray

Godzilla got laid and began to f___ back
But didn't expect to be f___ed by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neil
In the back seat of the Batmobile
Before they could make it to Aaron's love-shack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack

Took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat and blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face.

This is the Ultimate Orgy... of h___sexuality
Good Guys and Bad Guys with d____... as far as they eye can see
There's quite a lot of f_______ and much Sodomy
This is the Ultimate Orgy... of h___sexuality.

Godzilla took a s___ on Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff s___ all over crime
And then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla-scat
Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back

And Batman was flaccid and trying to get h____
So he thought of am Armadillo named "Corey"
But something suddenly caught his eye and he licked
Indiana Jone's thirteen-inch d___

Then he took Godzilla from behind
Reached around for his c___ which he just couldn't find
Then Batman squirted, and he shot, and he missed
And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and he gave the "Peace" sign
As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine
With Optimus Prime, and they both got some
Then they all got covered in Care Bear-c__

This is the Ultimate Orgy... of h___sexuality
Good Guys and Bad Guys with d____... as far as they eye can see
It's gayer than "Brokeback Mountain", I think you would agree
This is the Ultimate Orgy...

Cue p___o music, a f___y jive chorus
As down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris
Who discovered a d___, as hard as bones
Attatched to the crotch, of Indiana Jones

He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee
As Batman changed into, Ron Jeremy.
But Chuck ssw through this clever disguise
And buried Batman's face, in-between his thighs.

Then Gandolf the Pimp, and Gandolf the Hoe!
Matt Damon and the guys from "Mr. Show"
And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie
And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini
Robocop, the Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader
Lopan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger
Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston
Spock, The Rock, and Charles Eston

Came out of nowhere, lightning fast
And they all f___ed Norris' cowboy a__
It was the greatest bukkake that the world every saw
Making j__anese men stare in total awe

The s__ went on for a century
Many c___s were sucked, but eventually a champion stood
(All the girls got wetter)
Mr. Rogers in a c__-stained sweater

This is the Ultimate Orgy... of h___sexuality
Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons... as far as they eye can see
t__s and v_____s all c__ming all continously
This is the Ultimate Orgy... (Great big lesbian orgy...)
This is the Ultimate Orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now...)
This is the Ultimate Orgy... of h___sexuality

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