[01:10.64]
[01:15.64]- [bird screeching] - [groans]
[01:17.63]
[01:24.55][screeching]
[01:26.21]
[01:36.89]We're under attack! Light the signal!
[01:39.36]
[01:40.60]- [gasps] - [grunts]
[01:43.06]
[01:46.03][panting]
[01:48.23]
[01:58.85][people shouting in distance]
[02:01.37]
[02:01.45]- [man] Light the fire now! - [man #2] Light the signal!
[02:06.22]
[02:06.29]Now all of China knows you're here.
[02:09.12]
[02:11.13][falcon screeches]
[02:13.19]
[02:16.00]Perfect.
[02:17.16]
[02:24.77]Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our northern border.
[02:28.14]
[02:28.21]Impossible. No one can get through the Great Wall.
[02:31.87]
[02:31.95]Shan-Yu is leading them.
[02:35.78]
[02:35.85]We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately.
[02:38.72]
[02:38.79]No. Send your troops to protect my people.
[02:42.09]
[02:42.16]- Chi Fu. - Yes, Your Highness?
[02:44.82]
[02:44.89]Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces.
[02:48.29]
[02:48.36]Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible.
[02:51.86]
[02:51.93]Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him.
[02:56.06]
[02:56.14]I won't take any chances, General.
[02:58.44]
[02:58.51]A single grain of rice can tip the scale.
[03:01.50]
[03:01.58]One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
[03:05.38]
[03:07.98]"Quiet and demure.
[03:10.45]
[03:10.52]"Graceful. Polite.
[03:13.45]
[03:13.52][mumbles] "Delicate.
[03:15.49]
[03:15.56]Refined. Poised.
[03:18.46]
[03:20.63]Punctual."
[03:22.06]
[03:22.13][crowing]
[03:24.00]
[03:24.07]Ai-yah! Little Brother!
[03:27.97]
[03:28.04][blowing] Little Brother. Lit...
[03:31.03]
[03:31.11]- [snoring] - Ah! There you are.
[03:34.01]
[03:34.08]Who's the smartest doggy in the world?
[03:36.20]
[03:36.28]- [barking] - Come on, smart boy.
[03:38.14]
[03:38.21]Can you help me with my chores today?
[03:40.20]
[03:40.28][barking]
[03:41.75]
[03:43.89][growls, snarls]
[03:45.94]
[03:47.59][whimpers, barking resumes]
[03:50.11]
[03:51.53][squawking]
[03:54.02]
[03:55.36][barking continues]
[03:57.35]
[03:57.43][nickers]
[03:59.16]
[04:13.21]Honorable ancestors,
[04:16.48]
[04:16.55]please help Mulan impress the matchmaker today.
[04:20.61]
[04:20.69][barking]
[04:23.68]
[04:23.76][cackling]
[04:26.12]
[04:26.19]Please.
[04:28.19]
[04:28.26]Please help her.
[04:31.46]
[04:31.53][whimpering]
[04:34.26]
[04:34.34][barking, growling]
[04:37.24]
[04:37.31]Father, I brought your... Whoa!
[04:39.33]
[04:39.41]- Mulan. - I brought a spare.
[04:41.47]
[04:41.54]The doctor said three cups of tea in the morning...
[04:44.14]
[04:44.21]- Mulan. ...and three at night.
[04:46.01]
[04:46.08]Mulan, you should already be in town.
[04:48.51]
[04:48.58]We are counting on you to uphold the family honor.
[04:53.08]
[04:53.15]Don't worry, Father. I won't let you down.
[04:56.56]
[04:56.62]- Wish me luck. - Hurry!
[04:59.39]
[05:01.46]I'm going to... pray some more.
[05:05.63]
[05:09.74]Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?
[05:12.26]
[05:12.34]The matchmaker is not a patient woman.
[05:15.54]
[05:15.61]Of all days to be late.
[05:17.67]
[05:17.75]I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck.
[05:20.54]
[05:20.62]How lucky can they be? They're dead.
[05:23.68]
[05:23.75]Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need.
[05:26.62]
[05:26.69][twitters]
[05:28.09]
[05:28.16]This is your chance to prove yourself.
[05:30.62]
[05:34.50]Grandma, no!
[05:35.69]
[05:41.60]- [screaming] - [chicken clucking]
[05:44.97]
[05:47.98]Yep, this cricket's a lucky one!
[05:51.41]
[05:51.48][chirping softly]
[05:53.88]
[05:53.95]- [sighs] - [horse neighs]
[05:56.14]
[05:58.82]I'm here.
[06:00.98]
[06:01.06]What? But, Mama, I had to...
[06:04.08]
[06:04.16]None of your excuses. Now, let's get you cleaned up.
[06:07.89]
[06:10.77]# This is what you give me to work with
[06:13.39]
[06:13.47]# Well, honey, I've seen worse
[06:17.06]
[06:17.14]# We are gonna turn this sow's ear
[06:20.11]
[06:20.17]# Into a silk purse
[06:21.54]
[06:21.61]It's freezing.
[06:23.20]
[06:23.28]It would have been warm if you were here on time.
[06:27.04]
[06:27.12]# We'll have you washed and dried
[06:29.81]
[06:29.88]# Primped and polished Till you glow with pride
[06:32.68]
[06:32.75]# Trust my recipe for instant bride
[06:35.45]
[06:35.52]# You'll bring honor to us all
[06:37.89]
[06:37.96]Mulan, what's this?
[06:39.36]
[06:39.43]Uh, notes.
[06:40.99]
[06:41.06]In case I forget something.
[06:43.33]
[06:43.40]Hold this. We'll need more luck than I thought.
[06:46.42]
[06:46.50]# Wait and see when we're through
[06:49.66]
[06:49.74]# Boys will gladly go to war for you
[06:52.37]
[06:52.44]- # With good fortune - # And a great hairdo
[06:55.47]
[06:55.54][together] # You'll bring honor To us all
[06:58.77]
[06:58.85]# A girl can bring her family
[07:01.87]
[07:01.95]# Great honor in one way
[07:05.18]
[07:05.25]- # By striking a good match - Huh?
[07:07.81]
[07:07.89]- # And this could be the day - [laughs]
[07:10.45]
[07:10.53]# Men want girls with good taste
[07:13.79]
[07:13.86]- Calm. - Obedient.
[07:15.09]
[07:15.16]# Who work fast-paced
[07:16.65]
[07:16.73]# With good breeding
[07:17.79]
[07:17.87]- # And a tiny waist - [gasps]
[07:19.80]
[07:19.87]# You'll bring honor to us all
[07:23.06]
[07:23.14]# We all must serve our emperor
[07:27.07]
[07:27.14]# Who guards us from the Huns
[07:29.63]
[07:29.71]# A man by bearing arms
[07:32.27]
[07:32.35]# A girl by bearing sons
[07:34.81]
[07:34.88]# When we're through you can't fail
[07:38.11]
[07:38.19]# Like a lotus blossom soft and pale
[07:41.02]
[07:41.09]# How could any fellow say no sale
[07:43.92]
[07:43.99]# You'll bring honor to us all
[07:46.93]
[07:46.99]# You'll bring honor to us all
[07:50.69]
[07:51.77]There. You're ready.
[07:53.26]
[07:53.33]Not yet. An apple for serenity.
[07:56.90]
[07:56.97]A pendant for balance.
[07:59.84]
[07:59.91]# Beads of jade
[08:02.34]
[08:02.41]# For beauty
[08:05.44]
[08:05.51]# You must proudly
[08:08.21]
[08:08.28]# Show it
[08:10.58]
[08:10.65]# Now add a cricket
[08:13.42]
[08:13.49]# Just for luck
[08:15.82]
[08:15.89]# And even you can't blow it
[08:19.05]
[08:19.13]# Ancestors, hear my plea
[08:22.49]
[08:22.56]# Help me not to make a fool of me
[08:25.26]
[08:25.33]# And to not uproot my family tree
[08:28.13]
[08:28.20]# Keep my father standing tall
[08:32.61]
[08:32.67]# Scarier than the undertaker
[08:35.44]
[08:35.51]# We are meeting our matchmaker
[08:38.60]
[08:38.68][townspeople] # Destiny guard our girls
[08:41.01]
[08:41.08]# And our future as it fast unfurls
[08:44.11]
[08:44.19]# Please look kindly On these cultured pearls
[08:47.12]
[08:47.19]# Each a perfect porcelain doll
[08:50.95]
[08:51.03]# Please bring honor to us
[08:52.62]
[08:52.69]# Please bring honor to us
[08:54.13]
[08:54.20]# Please bring honor to us
[08:55.56]
[08:55.63]# Please bring honor to us
[08:57.15]
[08:57.23]# Please bring honor to us all #
[09:07.20]
[09:07.28]"Fa Mulan."
[09:08.53]
[09:08.56]"Fa Mulan."
[09:09.78]
[09:09.84]- Present. - Speaking without permission.
[09:13.14]
[09:13.21]Oops.
[09:14.81]
[09:14.88]Who spit in her bean curd?
[09:17.51]
[09:21.09]Huh. Hmm.
[09:23.25]
[09:23.32]Mmm. Too skinny.
[09:26.32]
[09:26.39]Hmph! Not good for bearing sons.
[09:31.39]
[09:38.37]Recite the final admonition.
[09:41.00]
[09:41.08]- [m___led chirping] - Mm-hmm.
[09:43.01]
[09:43.08]- Well? - [clears throat]
[09:46.34]
[09:46.41]Fulfill your duties calmly and... respectfully.
[09:51.44]
[09:51.52]Um, reflect before you snack...
[09:55.18]
[09:55.26]Act! This shall bring you honor and glory.
[09:58.23]
[09:58.29][sighs]
[09:59.78]
[10:02.36]Hmm. This way.
[10:06.42]
[10:10.04]Now, pour the tea.
[10:13.30]
[10:13.37]To please your future in-laws,
[10:16.81]
[10:16.88]you must demonstrate a sense of dignity...
[10:20.78]
[10:20.85]...and refinement.
[10:23.84]
[10:23.92]You must also be poised.
[10:26.28]
[10:26.35][purring]
[10:27.98]
[10:29.22]Um, pardon me.
[10:30.71]
[10:30.79]And silent!
[10:33.39]
[10:33.46][sniffs] Ahhh.
[10:35.40]
[10:35.46]- Could I just take that back? - [grunting]
[10:39.37]
[10:39.43]- One moment. - [screams]
[10:41.80]
[10:41.87]- [gasps] - Why, you clumsy...
[10:44.60]
[10:44.67]- [chirping] - Whoo! Whoo!
[10:46.30]
[10:46.37]Aaah! Whoo! Aaah!
[10:48.17]
[10:48.24]- [sizzling] - [screaming]
[10:51.68]
[10:55.85][screaming louder]
[10:58.01]
[10:58.09][loud crash]
[10:59.14]
[10:59.22]I think it's going well, don't you?
[11:01.98]
[11:02.06]Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!
[11:06.15]
[11:15.00][panting] You are a disgrace!
[11:18.23]
[11:18.31]You may look like a bride,
[11:20.54]
[11:20.61]but you will never bring your family honor!
[11:25.27]
[11:25.35][townspeople whispering]
[11:28.84]
[11:54.64][sighs]
[11:55.74]
[11:55.78][sighs]
[11:56.84]
[11:57.91]# Look at me
[12:00.11]
[12:00.18]# I will never pass
[12:02.67]
[12:02.75]# For a perfect bride
[12:04.98]
[12:05.05]# Or a perfect daughter
[12:08.08]
[12:08.16]# Can it be
[12:10.59]
[12:10.66]# I'm not meant to play this part
[12:15.76]
[12:15.83]# Now I see
[12:17.53]
[12:17.60]# That if I were truly to be myself
[12:23.26]
[12:23.34]# I would break my family's heart
[12:28.33]
[12:31.78]# Who is that girl I see
[12:37.24]
[12:37.32]# Staring straight
[12:39.72]
[12:39.79]# Back at me
[12:41.98]
[12:42.06]# Why is my reflection
[12:46.86]
[12:46.93]# Someone I don't know
[12:53.26]
[12:53.33]# Somehow I cannot hide
[12:58.40]
[12:58.47]# Who I am
[13:00.84]
[13:00.91]# Though I've tried
[13:03.47]
[13:03.54]# When will my reflection show
[13:08.71]
[13:08.78]# Who I am inside
[13:15.42]
[13:17.02]# When will my reflection show
[13:22.72]
[13:22.80]# Who I am
[13:26.06]
[13:26.13]# Inside #
[13:29.93]
[13:36.74][Father clears throat]
[13:38.80]
[13:47.56]My, my.
[13:49.55]
[13:49.62]What beautiful blossoms we have this year.
[13:53.39]
[13:54.66]But look. This one's late.
[13:58.79]
[13:58.87]But I'll bet that when it blooms,
[14:01.36]
[14:02.54]it will be the most beautiful of all.
[14:06.97]
[14:09.48][drums pounding in distance]
[14:12.27]
[14:12.35]What is it?
[14:14.64]
[14:26.79]Mulan.
[14:27.78]
[14:27.86]Stay inside.
[14:29.89]
[14:29.96]- [clears throat] - [horse whinnies]
[14:32.46]
[14:35.10]Citizens, I bring a proclamation
[14:37.80]
[14:37.87]from the imperial city.
[14:40.00]
[14:40.07]The Huns have invaded China.
[14:42.10]
[14:42.18][townspeople gasp]
[14:43.30]
[14:43.38]By order of the emperor,
[14:45.50]
[14:45.58]one man from every family must serve in the Imperial army.
[14:50.14]
[14:50.22]The Hsiao family.
[14:53.08]
[14:54.99]The Yi family.
[14:56.55]
[14:56.62]I will serve the emperor in my father's place.
[14:59.22]
[14:59.29]The Fa family.
[15:01.56]
[15:01.63]No!
[15:03.06]
[15:17.95]I am ready to serve the emperor.
[15:21.04]
[15:21.12]- Father, you can't go. - Mulan!
[15:23.24]
[15:23.32]Please, sir, my father has already fought bravely...
[15:26.01]
[15:26.09]Silence! You would do well to teach your daughter
[15:29.15]
[15:29.22]to hold her tongue in a man's presence.
[15:32.85]
[15:32.93]Mulan, you dishonor me.
[15:35.86]
[15:38.97]Report tomorrow to the Wu Zhong camp.
[15:41.40]
[15:41.47]Yes, sir.
[15:43.53]
[15:44.81][Chi Fu] The Chu family!
[15:47.07]
[15:48.74]The Wen family!
[15:50.80]
[15:52.91]The Chang family!
[15:54.97]
[16:10.70][grunts]
[16:12.67]
[16:19.77][groans]
[16:21.71]
[16:21.78][thud]
[16:23.74]
[16:23.81][groans]
[16:26.11]
[16:28.02][panting]
[16:30.54]
[16:33.05][thunder rumbling]
[16:37.62]
[16:47.70][thunderclap]
[16:49.36]
[16:59.51]- You shouldn't have to go! - Mulan...
[17:01.64]
[17:01.72]There are plenty of young men to fight for China.
[17:03.95]
[17:04.02]It is an honor to protect my country and my family.
[17:08.11]
[17:08.19]So, you'll die for honor.
[17:10.16]
[17:10.22]I will die doing what's right.
[17:12.59]
[17:12.66]- But if you... - I know my place!
[17:14.56]
[17:14.63]It is time you learned yours.
[17:17.10]
[17:27.78][sobbing]
[17:29.87]
[17:29.94][crying]
[17:32.17]
[17:37.42][thunderclap]
[17:40.29]
[17:53.70][thunderclap]
[17:55.57]
[18:38.75][thunderclap]
[18:41.91]
[19:11.04][thunderclap]
[19:13.41]
[19:13.48][whinnying]
[19:15.74]
[19:28.20][whinnying]
[19:29.82]
[19:36.67][gasps]
[19:38.04]
[19:38.11]Mulan is gone!
[19:39.83]
[19:39.91]What?
[19:41.67]
[19:44.55]It can't be.
[19:46.48]
[19:53.59]Mulan!
[19:55.89]
[19:55.96][groans]
[19:58.95]
[19:59.03]No.
[20:00.69]
[20:03.06]You must go after her. She could be killed.
[20:06.36]
[20:06.43]If I reveal her,
[20:08.63]
[20:08.70]she will be.
[20:10.76]
[20:20.65]Ancestors, hear our prayer.
[20:24.14]
[20:24.35]Watch over Mulan.
[20:25.34]
[20:26.55][wind whistling]
[20:29.45]
[20:46.91]Mushu, awaken!
[20:49.43]
[20:50.94][clanking]
[20:54.44]
[20:55.52]I live!
[20:57.51]
[20:59.12]So, tell me what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor.
[21:02.09]
[21:02.16]- Just say the word and I'm there. - Mushu...
[21:05.02]
[21:05.09]Let me say somethin'. Anybody who's foolish enough to threaten our family,
[21:08.76]
[21:08.83]vengeance will be mine!
[21:10.52]
[21:10.60][growling]
[21:12.93]
[21:13.00]Mushu!
[21:14.59]
[21:14.67]These are the family guardians.
[21:17.03]
[21:17.10]They...
[21:18.44]
[21:19.51]protect the family.
[21:21.00]
[21:21.07]And you, o demoted one?
[21:24.74]
[21:24.81]I... ring the gong.
[21:27.64]
[21:27.71]That's right. Now, wake up the ancestors.
[21:32.05]
[21:32.12][sighs] One family reunion comin' right up.
[21:35.99]
[21:36.06]Okay, people, look alive. Let's go. Come on. Get up.
[21:38.68]
[21:38.76]Let's move it. Rise and shine.
[21:40.25]
[21:40.33]Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me.
[21:43.26]
[21:43.33][ancestors yawning]
[21:47.03]
[21:47.10]I knew it. I knew it!
[21:49.23]
[21:49.30]That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start!
[21:51.83]
[21:51.91]Don't look at me. She gets it from your side of the family.
[21:54.74]
[21:54.81]She's trying to help her father.
[21:57.00]
[21:57.08]If she's discovered, Fa Zhou will be forever shamed.
[21:59.64]
[21:59.71]Dishonor will come to the family. Traditional values will disintegrate.
[22:03.27]
[22:03.35]- Not to mention, they'll lose the farm. - My children never caused such trouble.
[22:07.41]
[22:07.49]- They all became acupuncturists. - Well, we can't all be acupuncturists.
[22:11.42]
[22:11.49]No! Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser!
[22:15.39]
[22:15.46][ancestors arguing]
[22:17.90]
[22:17.96]- Let a guardian bring her back. - Yes, awaken the most cunning.
[22:21.80]
[22:21.87]No, the swiftest.
[22:23.84]
[22:23.90]- No, send the wisest. - [Great Ancestor] Silence!
[22:26.63]
[22:26.71]We must send the most powerful of all.
[22:29.70]
[22:29.78][laughing] Okay, okay, I get the drift. I'll go.
[22:35.01]
[22:35.08][all laughing]
[22:37.55]
[22:37.62]Y'all don't think I can do it. Watch this here.
[22:41.38]
[22:41.46]Aha! Jump back. I'm pretty hot, huh?
[22:43.58]
[22:43.66]Don't make me singe nobody to prove no point.
[22:46.06]
[22:46.13]You had your chance to protect the Fa family.
[22:48.82]
[22:48.90]Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster.
[22:51.63]
[22:51.70]Yeah, thanks a lot.
[22:53.36]
[22:53.43]And your point is?
[22:54.66]
[22:54.74]The point is we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan.
[23:00.33]
[23:00.41]What? What? I'm a real dragon!
[23:02.64]
[23:02.71]You are not worthy of this spot.
[23:04.97]
[23:05.05]Now, awaken the great stone dragon.
[23:08.21]
[23:09.65]So you'll get back to me on the job thing?
[23:12.85]
[23:12.92][sighs]
[23:14.94]
[23:15.06]Just one chance. Is that too much to ask?
[23:17.68]
[23:17.76]It's not like it'll kill ya.
[23:19.99]
[23:21.13]Yo, Rocky, wake up!
[23:22.69]
[23:22.76]Ya gotta go fetch Mulan!
[23:24.86]
[23:27.60]Come on, boy! Go get her! Go on!
[23:30.83]
[23:30.90][whistles] Come on.
[23:33.24]
[23:36.78][growling]
[23:41.24]
[23:41.31]Hello?
[23:43.34]
[23:43.42]Hel-lo!
[23:45.41]
[23:45.49]Hello!
[23:47.58]
[23:47.65]Uh-oh.
[23:49.82]
[23:56.86]Uh, Stony?
[23:59.09]
[23:59.17]Stony? Oh, man, they're gonna kill me.
[24:02.07]
[24:02.14][Great Ancestor] Great stone dragon,
[24:04.73]
[24:04.81]have you awakened?
[24:07.50]
[24:07.57][Mushu] Uh, uh, uh, uh... Yes, I just woke up!
[24:11.07]
[24:11.14]I'm... I am the great stone dragon. Good morning!
[24:14.98]
[24:15.05]I will go forth and fetch Mulan.
[24:17.61]
[24:17.68]Did... Did I mention that I was the great stone dragon?
[24:21.02]
[24:21.09]Go! The fate of the Fa family
[24:23.99]
[24:24.06]rests in your claws.
[24:26.72]
[24:26.79]Don't even worry about it. I will not lose face.
[24:30.23]
[24:30.30][screaming, grunting]
[24:32.42]
[24:33.67]Oh. My elbow!
[24:35.64]
[24:35.70][groaning] I know I twisted somethin'.
[24:38.23]
[24:38.31][grunting]
[24:39.93]
[24:40.01]That's just great. Now what?
[24:42.50]
[24:42.58]I'm doomed, and all 'cause Miss Man
[24:44.57]
[24:44.64]decides to take her little drag show on the road.
[24:47.48]
[24:48.88][chirping, squeaking]
[24:51.48]
[24:51.55]Go get her? What's the matter with you?
[24:53.88]
[24:53.95]After this great stone, Humpty-Dumpty mess,
[24:56.15]
[24:56.22]I'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in the temple.
[25:00.56]
[25:00.63]That's it! I'll make Mulan a war hero.
[25:02.75]
[25:02.83]They'll be begging me to come back to work.
[25:05.06]
[25:05.13]That's the master plan. Ah, you done it now, man.
[25:07.76]
[25:07.83][chirps]
[25:09.89]
[25:09.97][chirping continues]
[25:11.10]
[25:11.17]Hey, what makes you think you're comin'?
[25:13.16]
[25:13.24][chirping]
[25:14.83]
[25:14.91]You're lucky? [laughing]
[25:16.90]
[25:16.98]- Do I look like a sucker to you? - [chirps]
[25:19.50]
[25:19.58]What you mean, "a loser"?
[25:21.21]
[25:21.28]How 'bout I pop one of your antennas off?
[25:23.88]
[25:23.95]- Then who's the loser? - [chirps]
[25:26.54]
[25:29.39][screeching]
[25:31.91]
[25:41.63][whinnying]
[25:43.73]
[25:56.08][both groan]
[25:58.68]
[25:58.75]Imperial scouts.
[26:01.51]
[26:11.40]Shan-Yu.
[26:13.02]
[26:14.23][screeches]
[26:16.20]
[26:17.67]Nice work, gentlemen. You found the Hun army.
[26:21.66]
[26:21.74][Huns laughing]
[26:24.11]
[26:24.18]The emperor will stop you.
[26:26.20]
[26:26.28]Stop me? He invited me.
[26:29.77]
[26:29.85]- [grunts] - [groans]
[26:31.54]
[26:31.62]By building his wall, he challenged my strength.
[26:35.11]
[26:35.19]Well, I'm here to play his game.
[26:37.71]
[26:39.66]Go! Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies.
[26:43.59]
[26:44.76]I'm ready.
[26:46.06]
[26:49.27]How many men does it take to deliver a message?
[26:52.60]
[26:53.67]One.
[26:55.26]
[26:59.04]Okay, okay, how about this?
[27:01.51]
[27:01.58][coughs, speaks in deep voice] Excuse me.
[27:03.98]
[27:04.05]Where do I sign in?
[27:06.21]
[27:06.28]Ha, I see you have a sword. I have one, too.
[27:10.38]
[27:10.46]They're very manly and... tough.
[27:12.69]
[27:12.76][neighing]
[27:14.38]
[27:16.50]I'm working on it!
[27:18.69]
[27:18.76]Oh. Who am I fooling?
[27:21.79]
[27:21.87]It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army.
[27:25.06]
[27:25.14]Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?
[27:27.97]
[27:28.04]- Let me hear you say "aaah"! - Aaah!
[27:30.56]
[27:30.64]- That's close enough. - A ghost.
[27:32.84]
[27:32.91]Get ready, Mulan. Your serpentine salvation is at hand!
[27:36.31]
[27:36.38]For I have been sent by your ancestors
[27:39.54]
[27:39.62]to guide you through your masquerade.
[27:42.18]
[27:42.25]If you're gonna stay, you're gonna work.
[27:44.38]
[27:44.46]So heed my word! 'Cause if the army finds out you're a girl,
[27:48.76]
[27:48.83]the penalty is death!
[27:52.19]
[27:52.26]Who are you?
[27:53.66]
[27:53.73]Who am I? Who am I?
[27:56.29]
[27:56.37]I am the guardian of lost souls.
[27:59.86]
[27:59.94]I am the powerful, the pleasurable,
[28:02.57]
[28:02.64]the indestructible Mushu.
[28:05.13]
[28:06.55]Oh. Ha, ha. Pretty hot, huh?
[28:08.54]
[28:10.78][groans]
[28:12.58]
[28:14.05]Uh, my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
[28:18.72]
[28:18.79]Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard.
[28:21.52]
[28:21.59]I don't do that tongue thing.
[28:24.22]
[28:24.30]You're, um...
[28:26.26]
[28:26.33]Intimidating? Awe-inspiring?
[28:28.60]
[28:28.67]- Tiny. - Of course.
[28:29.93]
[28:30.00]I'm travel-size for your convenience.
[28:32.06]
[28:32.14]If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright.
[28:35.87]
[28:35.94]Down, Bessie. My powers are beyond your mortal imagination.
[28:39.90]
[28:39.98]For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor. Oooh!
[28:44.75]
[28:46.22]All right, that's it! Dishonor!
[28:47.98]
[28:48.05]Dishonor on your whole family.
[28:50.04]
[28:50.12]Make a note of this.
[28:51.18]
[28:51.26]Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis...
[28:53.82]
[28:53.89]Stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[28:56.19]
[28:56.26]I'm just nervous. I've never done this before.
[28:59.53]
[28:59.60]Then you're gonna have to trust me. And don't slap me no more.
[29:03.03]
[29:03.10]We clear on that? All right.
[29:05.54]
[29:05.60]Let's get this show on the road! Cri-Kee, get the bags.
[29:08.87]
[29:08.94]- Let's move it, heifer. - [snorts]
[29:11.37]
[29:11.44][men chattering]
[29:13.04]
[29:13.07][men chattering]
[29:14.64]
[29:14.71]Okay, this is it. Time to show 'em your man walk.
[29:17.44]
[29:17.52]Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up and strut.
[29:21.78]
[29:21.85]Two, three. Break it down. Hup, two, three. And work it!
[29:26.26]
[29:29.09]- Beautiful, isn't it? - They're disgusting.
[29:32.03]
[29:32.10]No, they're men. You have to act like them, so pay attention.
[29:35.46]
[29:35.53]Look. This tattoo will protect me from harm.
[29:39.77]
[29:39.84]Hmm.
[29:41.93]
[29:42.01]- [groans] - [laughing]
[29:43.63]
[29:43.71]I hope you can get your money back!
[29:46.18]
[29:46.24]I don't think I can do this.
[29:48.41]
[29:48.48]It's all attitude. Be tough, like this guy here.
[29:51.14]
[29:51.22]- [snorting] - What are you lookin' at?
[29:54.31]
[29:54.39]Punch him. It's how men say hello.
[29:57.15]
[29:58.72]Oh, Yao, you've made a friend.
[30:01.12]
[30:01.19]Good. Slap him on the behind. They like that.
[30:03.66]
[30:03.73]Whoa-ho-ho!
[30:05.99]
[30:06.06]I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy.
[30:09.76]
[30:09.83]- Yao, relax and chant with me. - [growling]
[30:14.64]
[30:14.71][chanting]
[30:18.04]
[30:19.38][Yao chanting]
[30:21.97]
[30:22.05]- [gibberish] - Feel better?
[30:24.48]
[30:24.55]Yeah. Ahh, you ain't worth my time.
[30:28.25]
[30:28.32]- Chicken boy. - [screaming] Chicken boy?
[30:30.35]
[30:30.42]Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!
[30:32.69]
[30:32.76][growls]
[30:35.35]
[30:36.36]Oh. Sorry, Ling.
[30:39.30]
[30:39.36]Hey!
[30:41.83]
[30:41.90]Whoa! You're dead!
[30:44.16]
[30:48.64]Oh, there he goes!
[30:49.83]
[30:53.01]- [clattering] - [chicken clucking]
[30:56.11]
[31:01.29][grunting]
[31:03.72]
[31:03.79][men groaning]
[31:06.59]
[31:08.23][Mulan] Hey, guys.
[31:10.66]
[31:10.73]The Huns have struck here, here and here.
[31:13.99]
[31:14.07]I will take the main troops up to the Tung Shao Pass...
[31:16.97]
[31:17.04]and stop Shan-Yu before he destroys this village.
[31:20.73]
[31:20.81]Excellent strategy, sir.
[31:23.10]
[31:23.17]I do love surprises. [chuckling]
[31:27.37]
[31:27.45]You will stay and train the new recruits.
[31:29.71]
[31:29.78]When Chi Fu believes you're ready,
[31:32.34]
[31:32.42]you will join us, Captain.
[31:34.65]
[31:34.72]Captain?
[31:36.69]
[31:36.76][gasps] This is an enormous responsibility, General.
[31:40.75]
[31:40.83]Perhaps a soldier with more experience...
[31:42.82]
[31:42.89]Number one in his class,
[31:44.76]
[31:44.83]extensive knowledge of training techniques,
[31:47.13]
[31:47.20]an impressive military lineage.
[31:49.96]
[31:50.03]I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job.
[31:52.80]
[31:52.87]Oh, I will. I won't let you down. This is... I mean... [clears throat]
[31:57.24]
[31:57.31]- Yes, sir. - Very good then.
[31:59.21]
[31:59.28]We'll toast China's victory at the imperial city.
[32:03.87]
[32:03.95]I'll expect a full report in three weeks.
[32:07.21]
[32:07.29]And I won't leave anything out.
[32:10.41]
[32:12.92]Captain Li Shang.
[32:15.19]
[32:15.26]Hmm. [chuckles]
[32:17.32]
[32:17.40]Leader of China's finest troops.
[32:20.23]
[32:20.30]No. The greatest troops of all time. [chuckles]
[32:23.60]
[32:23.67][men yelling]
[32:25.93]
[32:28.71][moaning]
[32:30.97]
[32:32.64]Most impressive.
[32:34.98]
[32:38.05]- [whinnies] - Good luck, Captain. Hyah!
[32:41.85]
[32:47.89]Good luck, Father.
[32:51.19]
[32:55.23][yelling, fighting continue]
[32:56.76]
[32:56.80][yelling, fighting continue]
[32:58.29]
[32:58.37]Day one.
[33:00.93]
[33:02.57]Soldiers!
[33:04.67]
[33:05.74][together] He started it!
[33:07.61]
[33:14.49]I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp.
[33:17.08]
[33:17.16]Sorry. Uh...
[33:19.18]
[33:19.26][clears throat] I mean, uh... sorry you had to see that.
[33:23.09]
[33:23.16]But you know how it is when you get those manly urges
[33:26.13]
[33:26.20]and you just gotta kill something,
[33:28.17]
[33:28.23][groans] Fix things, cook outdoors...
[33:31.86]
[33:31.94]- What's your name? - [stammering]
[33:35.63]
[33:35.71]Your commanding officer just asked you a question.
[33:39.30]
[33:39.38]Uh, I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too.
[33:43.71]
[33:43.78]- Ling. How 'bout Ling? - His name is Ling.
[33:46.58]
[33:46.65]I didn't ask for his name. I asked for yours!
[33:49.62]
[33:49.69]- Try, uh, uh, ah, Chu. - Ah Chu.
[33:52.49]
[33:52.56]- Ah Chu? - Gesundheit.
[33:54.58]
[33:54.66]Ha, ha. I kill myself.
[33:56.09]
[33:56.16]- Mushu. - Mushu?
[33:57.68]
[33:57.76]- No. - Then what is it?
[33:59.35]
[33:59.43]Ping was my best friend growin' up.
[34:01.13]
[34:01.20]- It's Ping. - Ping?
[34:03.57]
[34:03.64]Of course, Ping did steal my...
[34:05.73]
[34:05.80]Yes, my name is Ping.
[34:08.14]
[34:08.21]Let me see your conscription notice.
[34:10.83]
[34:10.91]- Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou? - I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son.
[34:16.18]
[34:16.25]Um, he doesn't talk about me much. [chuckles]
[34:19.24]
[34:19.32][snorting]
[34:21.62]
[34:24.39]I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic.
[34:28.76]
[34:28.83][chuckling]
[34:31.12]
[34:31.20]Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend, Ping,
[34:34.53]
[34:34.60]you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice.
[34:38.50]
[34:38.57][men groan]
[34:39.56]
[34:39.64]And tomorrow, the real work begins.
[34:42.11]
[34:42.17][growls]
[34:45.01]
[34:45.08]You know, we have to work on your people skills.
[34:48.24]
[35:01.83][chirping]
[35:04.09]
[35:04.16][squeaking]
[35:06.06]
[35:08.23][ringing]
[35:09.67]
[35:09.73]Rise and shine, sleeping beauty.
[35:11.83]
[35:11.90]- Come on. Hup, hup, hup. - [moans]
[35:14.20]
[35:16.44][Mushu] Get your clothes on. Get ready. Got breakfast for ya.
[35:20.31]
[35:20.38]Look, you get porridge, and it's happy to see you.
[35:24.97]
[35:25.05]Hey, get outta there! You gonna make people sick.
[35:27.61]
[35:27.69]- Am I late? - No time to talk.
[35:28.95]
[35:29.02]It's your first day of training. Listen to your teacher and no fightin'.
[35:32.42]
[35:32.49]Play nice, unless one of the other kids wanna fight.
[35:34.96]
[35:35.03]Then you have to kick the other kid's b___.
[35:37.05]
[35:37.13]I don't wanna kick the other kid's b___.
[35:39.15]
[35:39.23]Don't talk with your mouth full. Let's see your war face.
[35:43.22]
[35:43.30]I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.
[35:45.63]
[35:45.70]Come on! Scare me, girl.
[35:47.36]
[35:47.44]- [growls] - Yeah!
[35:49.43]
[35:49.51]That's my tough-lookin' warrior. Get out there and make me proud.
[35:53.00]
[35:53.08][neighing]
[35:54.34]
[35:54.41][snorting]
[35:55.94]
[35:56.01]- The troops just left? - They what?
[35:58.31]
[35:59.78][m___led shouting]
[36:01.91]
[36:01.99]Wait! You forgot your sword.
[36:04.18]
[36:06.29]My little baby, off to destroy people.
[36:09.02]
[36:10.19][whimpers]
[36:12.19]
[36:12.26][man screams]
[36:14.06]
[36:14.13]Order. People, order.
[36:16.53]
[36:16.60]- I'd like a pan-fried noodle. - Oh! Sweet and pungent shrimp.
[36:19.47]
[36:19.54]- Moo goo gai pan. - That's not funny!
[36:22.01]
[36:22.07][braying]
[36:24.30]
[36:24.38]Looks like our new friend slept in this morning.
[36:27.54]
[36:27.61]Hello, Ping. Are ya hungry?
[36:31.21]
[36:31.28]Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich.
[36:34.98]
[36:35.05]- [men shouting] - [Li Shang] Soldiers!
[36:37.15]
[36:41.33]You will a__emble swiftly and silently every morning.
[36:44.76]
[36:46.20]Anyone who acts otherwise
[36:48.69]
[36:48.77]will answer to me.
[36:50.76]
[36:50.84]Ooh. Tough guy.
[36:53.77]
[36:53.84]Yao.
[36:54.93]
[37:00.61]Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow.
[37:04.27]
[37:04.35][knuckles cracking]
[37:05.61]
[37:05.68]I'll get that arrow, pretty boy,
[37:08.31]
[37:08.39]and I'll do it with my shirt on.
[37:11.79]
[37:13.32]One moment. You seem to be missing something.
[37:16.56]
[37:20.10]This represents discipline,
[37:22.36]
[37:24.10]and this represents strength.
[37:27.50]
[37:29.04]You need both to reach the arrow.
[37:32.10]
[37:38.42][grunting]
[37:41.04]
[37:50.36][grunts]
[37:51.89]
[37:54.27]We've got a long way to go.
[37:56.67]
[38:05.14]# Let's get down to business
[38:09.05]
[38:09.11]- [all gasp] - # To defeat the Huns
[38:12.78]
[38:12.85]- [all] Hoo-ah! - # Did they send me daughters
[38:17.55]
[38:17.62]# When I asked for sons
[38:21.75]
[38:21.83]# You're the saddest bunch I ever met
[38:25.46]
[38:25.53]# But you can bet before we're through
[38:30.09]
[38:30.17]# Mister, I'll make a man
[38:34.00]
[38:34.07]# Out of you
[38:36.80]
[38:39.88][Li Shang] # Tranquil as a forest
[38:42.54]
[38:42.61]# But on fire within
[38:47.18]
[38:47.25]# Once you find your center
[38:51.71]
[38:51.79]# You are sure to win
[38:55.69]
[38:55.76]# You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
[38:59.70]
[38:59.76]# And you haven't got a clue
[39:03.43]
[39:03.50]# Somehow I'll make a man
[39:08.56]
[39:08.64]# Out of you
[39:10.90]
[39:13.28]# I'm never gonna catch my breath
[39:15.18]
[39:15.25]# Say good-bye to those who knew me
[39:17.18]
[39:17.25]# Boy, was I a fool in school For cutting gym
[39:21.38]
[39:21.45][Mushu] # This guy's got 'em Scared to death
[39:23.42]
[39:23.49][Mulan] # Hope he doesn't see Right through me
[39:25.65]
[39:25.72]# Now I really wish That I knew how to swim
[39:29.68]
[39:29.76][men] # Be a man
[39:31.19]
[39:31.26]# We must be swift as a coursing river
[39:34.13]
[39:34.20]# Be a man
[39:35.19]
[39:35.27]# With all the force of a great typhoon
[39:37.89]
[39:37.97]# Be a man
[39:38.96]
[39:39.04]# With all the strength of a raging fire
[39:43.06]
[39:43.14]# Mysterious as the dark side Of the moon
[39:51.21]
[39:51.28]# Time is racing toward us
[39:54.41]
[39:54.49]# Till the Huns arrive
[39:59.32]
[39:59.39]# Heed my every order
[40:03.45]
[40:03.53]# And you might survive
[40:07.66]
[40:07.73]# You're unsuited for the rage of war
[40:12.03]
[40:12.10]# So pack up, go home you're through
[40:15.83]
[40:15.91]# How could I make a man
[40:19.54]
[40:19.61]# Out of you
[40:24.17]
[40:24.25][men] # Be a man
[40:25.24]
[40:25.32]# We must be swift as a coursing river
[40:28.05]
[40:28.12]# Be a man
[40:29.35]
[40:29.42]# With all the force of a great typhoon
[40:32.55]
[40:32.62]# Be a man
[40:33.82]
[40:33.89]# With all the strength of a raging fire
[40:37.09]
[40:37.16]- # Mysterious as the dark side - [men cheering]
[40:40.32]
[40:40.40]# Of the moon
[40:45.34]
[40:45.40]# Be a man
[40:46.46]
[40:46.54]# We must be swift as a coursing river
[40:49.37]
[40:49.44]# Be a man
[40:50.63]
[40:50.71]# With all the force of a great typhoon
[40:53.91]
[40:53.98]# Be a man
[40:55.50]
[40:55.58]# With all the strength of a raging fire
[40:58.28]
[40:58.35]- # Mysterious as the dark side - [all grunting]
[41:01.44]
[41:01.52]# Of the moon #
[41:04.49]
[41:04.56][all] Hoo-ah!
[41:06.89]
[41:14.70][falcon screeching]
[41:17.36]
[41:24.01][sniffing]
[41:26.41]
[41:30.85][Shan-Yu] What do you see?
[41:33.51]
[41:33.58]Black pine, from the high mountains.
[41:37.11]
[41:38.52]White horse hair. Imperial stallions.
[41:41.12]
[41:41.19][sniffing] Sulfur, from cannons.
[41:44.36]
[41:44.43]This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass,
[41:48.33]
[41:48.40]where the imperial army is waiting for us.
[41:50.63]
[41:50.70]We can avoid them easily.
[41:52.93]
[41:53.94]No.
[41:55.46]
[41:55.54]The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass.
[41:59.84]
[41:59.91]And besides, the little girl will be missing her doll.
[42:04.71]
[42:04.78]We should return it to her.
[42:06.91]
[42:13.32][stammering] No, this is not a good idea.
[42:15.32]
[42:15.36]What if somebody sees you?
[42:17.05]
[42:17.13]Just because I look like a man doesn't mean I have to smell like one.
[42:20.53]
[42:20.60]So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks.
[42:23.36]
[42:23.43]Picky, picky, picky.
[42:24.73]
[42:24.80]Well, myself, I kind of like that corn chip smell.
[42:27.86]
[42:29.44]- Ahhh. - All right. That's enough.
[42:31.87]
[42:31.94]Get out before you get all pruny and stuff.
[42:34.34]
[42:34.41]Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch.
[42:37.64]
[42:37.72][imitating Mushu] Yeah, yeah. "Stand watch, Mushu,
[42:40.34]
[42:40.42]while I blow our secret with my stupid girlie habits."
[42:43.22]
[42:43.29]- Pfft! Hygiene! - [men laughing]
[42:45.95]
[42:46.02]- [Yao] Me first! Me first! - [gasps]
[42:49.12]
[42:49.19]We're doomed!
[42:50.49]
[42:50.56]There are a couple of things I know they're bound to notice!
[42:53.43]
[42:53.50][chirping]
[42:54.86]
[42:54.93][men shouting]
[42:57.92]
[43:01.47]- Whooo-ooo! - [screaming]
[43:03.46]
[43:09.38][laughing] Hey, Ping!
[43:12.28]
[43:13.42]Oh, hi, guys. I didn't know you were here.
[43:16.44]
[43:16.52]I was just washing. So now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go. Bye-bye.
[43:20.01]
[43:20.09]Come back here.
[43:21.56]
[43:21.63]I know we were jerks to you before,
[43:24.19]
[43:24.26]so let's start over.
[43:26.73]
[43:26.80]- Hi. I'm Ling. - [nervous chuckle]
[43:29.99]
[43:30.07]- And I'm Chien-Po. - Hello, Chien-Po.
[43:33.47]
[43:33.54]And I am Yao!
[43:36.67]
[43:36.74]King of the rock!
[43:38.73]
[43:38.81]And there's nothin' you girls can do about it.
[43:42.25]
[43:42.31]Oh, yeah? Well, I think Ping and I can take you.
[43:46.08]
[43:46.15]I really don't wanna take him anywhere.
[43:48.14]
[43:48.22]Ping, we have to fight!
[43:49.58]
[43:49.65]No, we don't.
[43:51.55]
[43:51.62]We could just close our eyes and swim around.
[43:54.96]
[43:55.03]- Come on. Don't be such a gir... - [crunching]
[43:57.36]
[43:57.43]Ouch! Something bit me!
[43:58.83]
[43:58.90][grunts, coughs] What a nasty flavor.
[44:01.46]
[44:01.53]Snake! [screaming]
[44:04.80]
[44:04.87]- [whistles] - [whinnies]
[44:07.27]
[44:07.34][Yao] Oooh, snake! Snake!
[44:09.36]
[44:09.44]- Snake! Snake! - [men continue screaming]
[44:13.71]
[44:13.78]Some king of the rock. Aah!
[44:17.24]
[44:17.31]Boy, that was close.
[44:19.37]
[44:19.45]No. That was vile.
[44:22.08]
[44:22.15]You owe me big.
[44:24.75]
[44:24.82]I never want to see a naked man again.
[44:28.82]
[44:28.89][shouting, laughing]
[44:31.02]
[44:31.10][grumbles]
[44:33.12]
[44:33.20]Hey, don't look at me.
[44:35.22]
[44:35.30]I ain't bitin' no more b___s.
[44:37.79]

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