Eminem (Slim Shady) Kill You Lyrics

[Eminem]
When I just a little baby boy,
my momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
she used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
and I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
cause that's just the way she was

They said I can't rap about bein broke no more
They ain't say I can't rap about c__e no more
(AHHH!) s___, you think I won't choke no w____
til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AHHH!) These m_________ers are thinkin I'm playin
Thinkin I'm sayin the s___ cause I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it
(AHHH!) Put your hands down b____, I ain't gon' shoot you
I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AHHH!) Shut up s___, you're causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a s___, okay Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a w____,
snorting c__e, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You god d___ right b____, and now it's too late
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happen in two states
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile b____es
vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*}
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on
Blood, guts, guns, cuts
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, s___s

Chorus: Eminem

b____ I'ma kill you! You don't wanna f___ with me
Girls neither - you ain't nuttin but a s___ to me
b____ I'ma kill you! You ain't got the b____ to beef
We ain't gon' never stop beefin I don't squash the beef
You better kill me! I'ma be another rapper dead
for poppin off at the mouth with s___ I shouldn'ta said
But when they kill me - I'm bringin the world with me
b____es too! You ain't nuttin but a girl to me
.. I said you don't, wanna f___ with Shady (cause why?)
Cause Shady, will f___in kill you (ah-haha)
I said you don't, wanna f___ with Shady (why?)
Cause Shady, will f___in kill you..

[Eminem]
b____ I'ma kill you! Like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you
in a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you
Buck with me, I been through hell, shut the hell up!
I'm tryin to develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em
I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added
WHOOPS! Is that a subliminal hint? NO!
Just criminal intent to sodomize women again
Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th
(Ahhhhhhhh!) b____ I'ma kill you, I ain't done this ain't the chorus
I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
A bloodstain is orange after you wash it three or four times
in a tub but that's normal ain't it Norman?
Serial killer hidin murder material
in a cereal box on top of your stereo
Here we go again, we're out of our medicine
out of our minds, and we want in yours, let us in

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!")

[Eminem]
Eh-heh, know why I say these things?
Cause lady's screams keep creepin in Shady's dreams
And the way things seem, I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks
this eighty G's a week to say the same things TWEECE!
TWICE? Whatever, I hate these things
f___ shots! I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks
m_________ers want me to come on their radio shows
just to argue with 'em cause their ratings stink?
f___ THAT! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer
from fat b____ to off seventy-thousand pounds of her
from principal to the student body and counselor
from in-school to before school to out of school
I don't even believe in breathin I'm leavin air in your lungs
just to hear you keep screamin for me to seep it
OKAY, I'M READY TO GO PLAY
I GOT THE MACHETE FROM O.J.
I'M READY TO MAKE EVERYONE'S THROATS ACHE
You f__gots keep eggin me on
til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop?
SHUT UP! Give me your hands and feet
I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you
YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!

Chorus (first line starts "Or I'ma kill you!"
ninth line starts "b____ I'ma kill you!")

[Eminem]
Hahaha, I'm just playin ladies
You know I love you