Senior blowing machine
She's the s___ in this scene
There's no way to deny she's des-prate
Saggy skin, sagging hair
Virgin hearts everywhere
Tell myself that outside she's ugly
Maybe I'm just lonely
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if I could m_________ her.

She is the pine tree, I am the lumber man
She is an eggbeater, I'm playing with the whisk
She gets the top hunk, I'm sleeping with some w____
She's a grandmother and I'm just the perve next door.

World-renowned pedophile
She must be headless since
She was ever the pendulum target
A backseat restaurant
Eats the s___ you don't want
Never too loud, or too demanding
Maybe I'll admit it
I've a little b____
Everybody loves her but I just wanna do her.

She is the pine tree, I am the lumber man
She is an eggbeater, I'm playing with the whisk
She gets the top hunk, I'm sleeping with some w____
She's a grandmother and I'm just the perve next door.

I don't know why I don't just go rape her myself
I spend all my time wishing I had a sleeping pill

She is the prime hit, I have a telescope
She changes often, I tape her for myself
I get off on it, she never has to know
She's a grandmother... she's a grandmother
And I'm just the perve next door.

Okay shut up...okay shut up! Christ!

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