Captain Extra Sextra Licious Wish I Had a Penis Lyrics

I wish I had a p____ for one moment of l___
I wish I had a p____ tonight

Deep onto the old man's shaft
She takes a c___ and it flows right down
Your audience will find it hot
A freaky fetish like never before

Old hobos die hard
Then again, they will f___ harder

I wish I had a p____ for one moment of l___
I wish I had a p____; baby Jesus is undone
I'm in love with my l___
s_______ all that moves to dust
I wish I had a p____ tonight

She's going down on you so good
She's eating the c___ you left on her hood

Old hobos die hard
Then again, they will f___ harder

I wish I had a p____ for one moment of l___
I wish I had a p____; baby Jesus is undone
I'm in love with my l___
s_______ all that moves to dust
I wish I had a p____ tonight

Last of condoms oh who cares now
Screw the safety; do her deeply

"Haha. They're moaning. They're like having s__. That's so gross."

I wish I had a p____ for one moment of l___
I wish I had a p____; baby Jesus is undone
I'm in love with my l___
s_______ all that moves to dust
I wish I had a p____ tonight

Oh dear

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