Jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg
the batmobile lost its wheel
and the joker your mom!

Right in the a__

hey hey little girls and boys
whats on your list for this year?
teddy bears and lots of gifts
well too f___ing bad you greedy little b____!
Your getting razorblades
stalking of hand grenades
and in your sleep tonight
i'm gonna come on your face

Your not getting anything for christmas you f___ing w____
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you f___ing c___
your not getting anything for christmas you f___ing w____
santa's p___ed and he's takin names, and your first in line

(later we'll have some f___in pie, and we'll do some caroling)

put that cookie down m_________er.

"As we all know, Christmas is that magical time of the year where the ghost of Jesus rises from the feed of the flesh of the living"

santa's p___ed and he's comin to town
he's takin names and he's throwin down.

5 - severed heads in a box
4 - b____es on his c___
3 - beds of nails
2 - bullets
1 - gun

Broken candycanes
stalking of coal and bad grades
you better watch out

(bend ya ova, ima lube ya up, gonna stick that tree right up yo' a__)

Your not getting anything for christmas you f___ing w____
the milk was sour and the cookies sucked
so thanks for nothing, you f___ing c___
your not getting anything for christmas you f___ing w____
santa's p___ed and he's takin names, and your first in line

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