D12 D12 - Pimp like me Lyrics

[Intro]
[Bizarre]
Whattup
I gotta tell you m_________ers the truth
This is straight G s___
And all you can do is respect it

[Swifty McVay]
Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
None of y'all n____z got s___ to say
Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee
Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way
A selfish man, the back of the hand
Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can
Prostitute, I want my loot
And I don't give a f___ about your broke-a__ man and
Y'all givin n____z what they need
until b____es understand I'm mean and
Swift McVay is, blowin up
Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up
Wanna playa hate me, b____ so what?
What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna ride me but I got too much (hah)
D-12, naturally lifted
You n____z better duck when I c___ the biscuit
You f___ wit me, I f___ wit you
Your entourage, n____ f___ them too
I got grenades
What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
Y'all major soft
Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough
blood and s___
That's what the hell you m_________ers get, we runs this b____?
So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to f___
If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)
Even if the n____ don't care to nut
For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
Respect the game, you just a s___
So open your legs up and get my nuts

[Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
You just a .. (hoe)
You just my .. (hoe)
Dirty-a__ .. (hoe)
I'm yo' pimp, you my b____
[repeat first part 3X]

Go get my .. (dough)
Go bring me my .. (dough)
Dirty-a__ .. (hoe)
I'm yo' pimp, you my b____

[Proof]
I don't spit game, no longer than my name
Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
Don't pay p____, p____ pay me
b____, s___, w____ or lady (yup)
And knowin the fact, I was born to mack
That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac
Got good game, that's a hood thang
What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?
Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Tell that trick n____ (come back please!)
Rob a L7, that's a square
You a bottom hoe, you got to know
Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast b____, and swallow slow
[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) b____ quit talkin back
[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track

[Kon Artis]
I don't pay for a__, you pump my gas
You get slapped when we're short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Where's my scratch? b____, that's, it
Suck it stroke it make me rich
As a token of my appreciation it's
another client for you to hit
I don't give a f___ if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation trick
Now you're stuck with me, f___ with me
and I'ma slap you up in this truck
You have lost your mind or somethin
Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin
Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
You don't work? You make nothin
I'm just another case of a lazy husband

[Kuniva]
I want the paper stack
Buy you an outfit, then take it back
When you page me b____ I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)
Hoes recognize, and n____z do too
Cause they realize that n____z do shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
b____ hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
And don't be askin me, all kind of questions
All harassin me, callin stressin
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Lookin for handouts like you my d___ spouse
Pull your pants down and f___ my mans now
Shut your d___ mouth or get in the d___ house
Off with the d___ blouse and suck on my d___ crotch

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]
Sell that p____
Sell that p____ b____
Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you f___in dirty b____
Now get on the corner, and start suckin some d___s
n____z want p____, and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty a__
Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
f___ it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
Shut up b____, you talk too much
Now you about to get f___ed in your dirty b___
You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
Shut your f___in mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (b____!)
Go suck d___ in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody

[Chorus]

[Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
You just a .. (hoe)
You just a .. (hoe)
That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)
You just a, dirty a__ b____
A dirty a__, nasty a__, stinky a__, filthy a__, stanky a__ b____
(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)
But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)

[Outro]
And there you have it god d___it, the fundamentals of pimpin
You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen
you ever seen in yo' god d___ life
Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene
And we keep the p____holes smilin, because we always whylin
YouknowhatI'msayin? f___ all what everybody else talkin about
We let you know right here
Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-a__ bed
That's just what we do
You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968
The p____ is all great
I'll see you at eight, b____